44 on Sunday.

thoughts:

Life sure doesn't turn out the way you expect. It's kind of like you plan this long walk to see mountains and rivers and sunsets, and you end up being kidnapped by demented monkeys on acid who drag you into a cave you never get out of, but they end up meaning the world to you and, well, it turns out fine anyway. **** the mountains, rivers and sunsets. There is endless beauty in caves too.

I think I'm getting too old for 4Life. That new longass meme annoys me. And kids who wear their trousers on their thighs showing their underwear really annoy me.

And F...noone.

Peace, my brothers and sisters, and children.

kool?

To the first point, she had the pics taken and without much resistance allowed them to be passed around. It wasn't some malicious computer nerd hacking her account and distributing them to everyone as you seem to be inferring with this statement. You also can gfy with this whole internet nerd virgin played out bs, you don't know who the **** any of us are or how much we get laid or don't get laid. If a girl with a nice rack gives tert pics to someone on a forum and then makes no effort in denying the fact I think it would make us gos to not want to see them. To the second point your post comes off as ridiculously pathetic and overcompensating. I get the feeling that you are one of those guys who is constantly life tilted that the girls you fall in love with always go for *******s and never want anything more from you than to be "just friends." I can imagine its really aggravating to put so much effort into bending over backwards for these girls only to time and time again have them go off and hook up with another guy who you deem to be an *******. Let me let you in on a little clue, girls like to be ****ed by *****, when you act like a little nurturing bitch its not gonna turn them on because they most likely see you as a pathetic figure who would likely cry after sex and profess your love to her the next day. So next time before projecting your insecurities out over internet how bout you unclench your ******* so your balls can finally drop into your sac and then maybe, just maaayyybbbee, you'll finally get the girl.

I can see where I went wrong in the OP now

carry on my wayward son!

there will be truth when you are done

Try again.

Happy birthday db.

(please read this on sunday in case I don't get a chance to post it on sunday too)

Haha you're old

i feel like an old bastard already and I'm only 29 this year.

I like to have a nap in the evening and often I get up during the night to take a pee.

I sincerely look forward to the demented monkeys on acid dragging me into a cave, I could do with something vaguely exciting happening in my life right now

Very old. Over 2x JOEYCLARK ftl.

Are you having some sick poker themed birthday party I can come to?

Get used to it. I'm 34 but still like electronica like e.g. dubstep (hijack: check out Skream - Superfly if you at all like that type of music). When the lights came on after seeing a live set with the aforementioned DJ I realized I was probably 10 years older than the average person in that club. Sigh.

jeez dude, I've been thinking I was 18 for the last 8 years and woke up and suddenly realised I'm 26 with loadsa bills and committments.... I wanna be Peter F'N Pan!

Sure. Go under the Hammersmith flyover on Sunday just after sunset. Look for a black van with blacked out windows in the unlit part of the car park. I'll be waiting with the engine running.

Awesome, another West London'er

my birthday present to you

Happy early B day db, 44 is perfect imo <3

Perfect for my mother.

(She is 45 and single).

set me up?

Well, I am the daddy

screw your mother I was talking about for me

happy bday diebitter.

Also, as long as your age doesn't have any debilitating effects (think Blutarski) there's no reason to quit! Unless you want to be a quitter of course..

by the lord harry, you're right. I'm not a quitter.

I'd be telling the DJ to turn it down because I can't hear a word you're saying and I'd rather talk to my friends