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Originally Posted by Lightning_tk
Dude if you cant get a lawyer to beat this you FAIL.
Legal system in Europe has nothing to with the US. It's pretty much the opposite all the way down.
Sadly, the lawyer kinda is not that important over here, because the judge usually opens a big old book, looks up what you did and then does what it says in this book.
If the judge doesn't have family, and preferably childs that you can pick up from school, you don't really have a base for your final speech. No jury consisting of maybe very narrow-minded people you can fool with some heart-melting stories about how spiritual you are.
And the most ****ed up thing is. The word of a policemen counts, as by law, they have no intent to lie and are considered responsible enough to deal with that. So if he said you've done that, and there's some small things that make his story believable, you did it. Even tho it shouldn't be that way in praxis, if a cop is willing to swear on it, you're busted.
While in fact they aren't. I mean responsible, or not the outcome of a mother****ing Uranium-pesterous inbreed. To become a cop in Austria, a lot of things need to go bad for you first. Your parents have to be farmers and you're the 2nd born son, so you don't get the farm.
The single braincell you cerebral cortex would need to function at least in some way, is shared with basically all other brain and body functions, leaving you with the intellect of an amoeba. You can't be gay, because if, you would become a catholic pastor and your body can't be of any use, you would go to the military.
Only if the above conditions are met and you're the ****ing worst piece of **** to ever breath oxygen in the history of this ****ed up planet, then you can successfully stop thinking for yourself or taking any responsibility for you own life and become cop in Austria.
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
I'm starting to see how these popo hustled you.
My English became worse and worse with every glass I drank.
However, before you sign anything at the lawyer, he can only take the standard-rates, and those are covered by my insurance. If he wants more than the standard-rate, I have to sign of course and the insurance doesn't pay for it.
It's just, I can go meet 8 lawyers without paying 250€ to everyone for 20 minutes. It safes money, I like.
I'm gonna meet various other lawyers trough the week, although I doubt that really has an impact.