here is a test to find out if you are usefull:

1) You will have to march 50 miles with full combat pack and under enemy fire. Thoughts?

a)I pass. I sit infront of my TV instead and watch an american soap opera
b)show me the money and i do it
c)mama!
d)wow im so excited, especially with the enemy fire
e) activities ruining my boss clothes displease me

2) Nothing to eat for weaks. just old water and mouldy hard bread. Thoughts?

a) If you cant handle this you are decadent
b)Without my 1961 Château Latour to my venison i get unbearable
c)Were is McDonalds?
d)I dont have taste buds
e)Ive gotten worse

3) You will miss your lovely

a)I go nowhere without here
b)dont need totty stuff and nonsense
c)I cant stand the ****
d)I want to stick my dick into warbirds
e)she wont allow it

4) You have a problem with drugs or alcohol?

a)I take what i can get
b)I will drink everybody under the table
c)no but i need my poders and vials for beauty care
d)I am male so i can control myself
e)When i get temptated i might drink a bit too much

5) You like the american culture

a)The question doesnt make sense. It hast to be anticulture
b) I like Hiphop and comedys from hollywood.
c)I give a **** i want money
d)Not everything is bad
e)I dont know what the word culture means

6) What do you feel when a tank opens fire on you?

a)ridicioulus
b)no fear if i am not sober
c)i will propably encopresis myself
d)i will die of fear
e)i cry

is this a gimmick account for the schizophrenic guy?

do you have a chip implanted in your rectum OP?

what are you talking about`? stuff like this doesnt belong here!!!!!!!!!!

At first I was like, "Marsh is an easy typo to make" (still not doubting your leadership capabilities at this point) but then you did it 2-3 more times and it became quite evident that you believe march is spelled marsh.

WOLVERINES!!!

I could go for some Red Alert aorn

they derk er jerbs!!

This is going to end in koolaid.

Isnt this the plot to the Matrix? I am still joining but would like to know if you have any supper powers?

superpowers? they are beyond your imagination, little human.

Just imagine what is possible if the whole universe is a part of your brain.

This. And this isn't the only one. I don't think this plan is feasible if you can't even spell.

i am too great for this BS

what do you mean end? its starting with koolaid.

I always assumed it was spelled 'Kane'.

You win. People might think you're crazy, but I think you just marsh to the beat of a different drummer.

My Answers:

1d) 2a) 3b) 4d) 5a 6a)

Reporting for duty. Where do I sign up?

just wirte me a pm like the others. if it continues like this i get a huge chunk of 2+2lers.

I'm worried arrows won't be powerful enough to pierce metal.
I also didn't see anything about bow and arrow practice on your training schedule.

you mean in his trainlingsplan?

That's the one!

Marcha Marcha Marcha!!!

bow and arrow skills will be taught when the recruit gathered a minimum level of discipline. As i wrote the trainingsplan is just for the first weeks

when the tiberium power is available you can split yourself up, so the day will have more than 24 hours. In fact to the higher minded tiberiums disciple not only will the day have n x 24 hours but 24^n hours, were n is the tiberiumlevel reached by your body.

btw: stop critizising befor you tried it. Just complaining about it will lead to nothing.

I'm starting to think this guy is serious or really crazy.

OP, What kind of health benefits do we get if we join?

what do you mean with health? The tiberium transformed body is beyond anything what is known in our modern medicine. What is 'healthy' will no longer be defined.

We whole humanish sience will be worthless once we made the transistion. I wonder how consciousness will be in this state. Maybe we will develope a new way of thinking.

But this are just sweet fantasys befor the battle is won.