A girl asks her dad to borrow his car for a date that night. The dad says, "I can let you borrow the car, but you gotta give me a blowjob." The girl gets all freaked out and goes to her room. She comes back a few minutes later and asks again. The dad repeats the stipulation. And again she goes back to her room. Finally, she's consigned to get the car. She agrees to blow her dad, gets down on her knees, starts blowing him and says, "Ugh dad your dick tastes like ****." And the dad says, "Oh that's right, your brother already borrowed the car tonight."