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09-26-2016, 10:33 AM
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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**** IKEA
those piece of **** sold me a ****ty wardrobe that fell apart before i could even construct it.
i want all of you ****zipers to go badmouth them on facbook reddit, tumbler and yelp and **** them in the ass... .
also i might be drunk
but i did get a wardrobe and it did blow up on me today! **** THEM!
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09-26-2016, 11:34 AM
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#2
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leader of the normals
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,400
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Re: **** IKEA
I love Ikea. We don't have one here so when I go across it's always fun to walk around and see the nice stuff they have. I don't buy anything though.
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09-26-2016, 11:56 AM
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#3
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
Posts: 7,999
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Re: **** IKEA
Ban for no pics.
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09-26-2016, 12:48 PM
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#4
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the fairest portion of the Earth
Posts: 3,643
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Re: **** IKEA
I stopped buying my meatballs from them when I found out it was horse meat.
Last edited by longmissedblind; 09-26-2016 at 12:48 PM.
Reason: I've never purchased meatballs from Ikea
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09-26-2016, 06:57 PM
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#5
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banned
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,051
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Re: **** IKEA
ikea is hell. once got lost in the upstairs/bedroom stuff area trying to follow the arrows on the ground to the exit. they also sell meatballs. **** them.
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09-26-2016, 09:39 PM
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#6
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Ban for no pics.
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you want to see the ****ty furniture crumpled on the floor where we angrily threw it. ok.
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09-26-2016, 11:39 PM
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#7
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
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Re: **** IKEA
Wait wait wait, you bought dirt cheap furniture manufactured from crap materials that was shipped across the world and had to be completely assembled by the buyer, and it turned out to be junk? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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09-27-2016, 12:17 AM
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#8
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betting he never calls me again
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: F train
Posts: 4,038
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Ban
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Fixed like an IKEA wardrobe
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09-27-2016, 04:40 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 5,250
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Re: **** IKEA
Think someone is upset
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09-27-2016, 07:46 AM
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#10
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Think someone is upset
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you dam ****ing right I am!
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09-27-2016, 09:11 AM
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#11
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: With your sister
Posts: 2,913
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Re: **** IKEA
**** up Luke
This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.
Don't be like luke.
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09-27-2016, 09:12 AM
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#12
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betting he never calls me again
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: F train
Posts: 4,038
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Re: **** IKEA
Hi PW! :wave:
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09-27-2016, 10:33 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 5,250
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
**** up Luke
This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.
Don't be like luke.
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We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.
See how Luke as became since you were gone.
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09-28-2016, 01:28 AM
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#14
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,541
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Re: **** IKEA
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Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-28-2016 at 01:28 AM.
Reason: my reply is above. Some assembly required.
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09-28-2016, 01:36 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 5,250
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Re: **** IKEA
Plan is missing
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09-28-2016, 07:40 AM
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#16
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
**** up Luke
This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.
Don't be like luke.
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GO **** YOURSELF MISSABLE PIECE OF ****!
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09-28-2016, 07:41 AM
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#17
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.
See how Luke as became since you were gone.
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if ANYONE needs to shut the **** up it's you. could you go be mirsable somewhere else..
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09-28-2016, 07:42 AM
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#18
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
fgdaefasdfsdwgthrv'kcpoIN;FJpkl FBIPFKFNSDFNKLS;DFNSFONFWWUJFNSDVSD V;SJDFS;Fsdf;j;bsf jsfjsnfsjflahggyuferf bgcso
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don't the alankey go in your but hole? thew instructions are unclear
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09-28-2016, 11:56 AM
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#19
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: nearly there
Posts: 5,074
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Re: **** IKEA
lol ikeaments
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09-28-2016, 02:00 PM
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#20
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old hand
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 1,201
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Re: **** IKEA
I fully support this thread.
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09-28-2016, 07:07 PM
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#21
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 5,250
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Re: **** IKEA
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10-03-2016, 01:12 AM
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#22
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: With your sister
Posts: 2,913
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Re: **** IKEA
Hi boys hope you're all doing well.
And nice to see luke is still just as "special" a unit as when I left.
(This ones funny cause it actually looks like luke)
We all know luke likes a bit of ass play
Luke didn't just cry he did so on a public internet forum. Good job champ
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10-03-2016, 04:26 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 5,250
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Re: **** IKEA
Welcome back pass
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10-03-2016, 10:06 AM
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#24
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: With your sister
Posts: 2,913
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Re: **** IKEA
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Welcome back pass
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Thank you sir, I'll do my best to check in more regularly
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