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Old 09-26-2016, 10:33 AM   #1
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**** IKEA

those piece of **** sold me a ****ty wardrobe that fell apart before i could even construct it.

i want all of you ****zipers to go badmouth them on facbook reddit, tumbler and yelp and **** them in the ass... .


also i might be drunk



but i did get a wardrobe and it did blow up on me today! **** THEM!
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Old 09-26-2016, 11:34 AM   #2
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I love Ikea. We don't have one here so when I go across it's always fun to walk around and see the nice stuff they have. I don't buy anything though.
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Old 09-26-2016, 11:56 AM   #3
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Ban for no pics.
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Old 09-26-2016, 12:48 PM   #4
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Re: **** IKEA

I stopped buying my meatballs from them when I found out it was horse meat.

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Old 09-26-2016, 06:57 PM   #5
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Re: **** IKEA

ikea is hell. once got lost in the upstairs/bedroom stuff area trying to follow the arrows on the ground to the exit. they also sell meatballs. **** them.
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Old 09-26-2016, 09:39 PM   #6
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Ban for no pics.
you want to see the ****ty furniture crumpled on the floor where we angrily threw it. ok.
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Old 09-26-2016, 11:39 PM   #7
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Wait wait wait, you bought dirt cheap furniture manufactured from crap materials that was shipped across the world and had to be completely assembled by the buyer, and it turned out to be junk? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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Old 09-27-2016, 12:17 AM   #8
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Fixed like an IKEA wardrobe
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Old 09-27-2016, 04:40 AM   #9
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Think someone is upset
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Old 09-27-2016, 07:46 AM   #10
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Think someone is upset
you dam ****ing right I am!
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:11 AM   #11
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Re: **** IKEA

**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:12 AM   #12
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Hi PW! :wave:
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Old 09-27-2016, 10:33 AM   #13
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**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.
We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.

See how Luke as became since you were gone.
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Old 09-28-2016, 01:28 AM   #14
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Re: **** IKEA

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Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-28-2016 at 01:28 AM. Reason: my reply is above. Some assembly required.
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Old 09-28-2016, 01:36 AM   #15
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Plan is missing
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Old 09-28-2016, 07:40 AM   #16
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**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a ***** and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.
GO **** YOURSELF MISSABLE PIECE OF ****!
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Old 09-28-2016, 07:41 AM   #17
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We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.

See how Luke as became since you were gone.
if ANYONE needs to shut the **** up it's you. could you go be mirsable somewhere else..


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Old 09-28-2016, 07:42 AM   #18
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don't the alankey go in your but hole? thew instructions are unclear
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Old 09-28-2016, 11:56 AM   #19
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lol ikeaments
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Old 09-28-2016, 02:00 PM   #20
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I fully support this thread.
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Old 09-28-2016, 07:07 PM   #21
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Old 10-03-2016, 01:12 AM   #22
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Re: **** IKEA

Hi boys hope you're all doing well.

And nice to see luke is still just as "special" a unit as when I left.

(This ones funny cause it actually looks like luke)


We all know luke likes a bit of ass play


Luke didn't just cry he did so on a public internet forum. Good job champ
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Old 10-03-2016, 04:26 AM   #23
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Welcome back pass
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Old 10-03-2016, 10:06 AM   #24
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Welcome back pass
Thank you sir, I'll do my best to check in more regularly
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