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09-26-2016 , 10:33 AM

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

those piece of **** sold me a ****ty wardrobe that fell apart before i could even construct it.

i want all of you ****zipers to go badmouth them on facbook reddit, tumbler and yelp and **** them in the ass... .

also i might be drunk

but i did get a wardrobe and it did blow up on me today! **** THEM!

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09-26-2016 , 11:34 AM

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I love Ikea. We don't have one here so when I go across it's always fun to walk around and see the nice stuff they have. I don't buy anything though.

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09-26-2016 , 11:56 AM

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Ban for no pics.

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09-26-2016 , 12:48 PM

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,733

I stopped buying my meatballs from them when I found out it was horse meat.

Last edited by longmissedblind; 09-26-2016 at 12:48 PM. Reason: I've never purchased meatballs from Ikea

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09-26-2016 , 06:57 PM

TrustyRombone

banned

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,051

ikea is hell. once got lost in the upstairs/bedroom stuff area trying to follow the arrows on the ground to the exit. they also sell meatballs. **** them.

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09-26-2016 , 09:39 PM

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Ban for no pics.

you want to see the ****ty furniture crumpled on the floor where we angrily threw it. ok.

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09-26-2016 , 11:39 PM

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

Wait wait wait, you bought dirt cheap furniture manufactured from crap materials that was shipped across the world and had to be completely assembled by the buyer, and it turned out to be junk? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

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09-27-2016 , 12:17 AM

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Ban

Fixed like an IKEA wardrobe

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09-27-2016 , 04:40 AM

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Think someone is upset

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09-27-2016 , 07:46 AM

#10

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Think someone is upset

you dam ****ing right I am!

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09-27-2016 , 09:11 AM

#11

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a bitch and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.

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09-27-2016 , 09:12 AM

#12

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

Hi PW! :wave:

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09-27-2016 , 10:33 AM

#13

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a bitch and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.

We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.

See how Luke as became since you were gone.

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09-28-2016 , 01:28 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-28-2016 at 01:28 AM. Reason: my reply is above. Some assembly required.

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09-28-2016 , 01:36 AM

#15

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Plan is missing

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09-28-2016 , 07:40 AM

#16

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

**** up Luke

This only happened cause Luke is a bitch and can't assemble furniture.

Don't be like luke.

GO **** YOURSELF MISSABLE PIECE OF ****!

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09-28-2016 , 07:41 AM

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LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

We missed you, dont ever, ever, ever, ever, do that to us again.

See how Luke as became since you were gone.

if ANYONE needs to shut the **** up it's you. could you go be mirsable somewhere else..

Spoiler:

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09-28-2016 , 07:42 AM

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LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

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don't the alankey go in your but hole? thew instructions are unclear

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09-28-2016 , 11:56 AM

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wowsooooted

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,077

lol ikeaments

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09-28-2016 , 02:00 PM

#20

florentinopeces

old hand

Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 1,199

I fully support this thread.

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09-28-2016 , 07:07 PM

#21

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

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10-03-2016 , 01:12 AM

#22

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Hi boys hope you're all doing well.

And nice to see luke is still just as "special" a unit as when I left.

(This ones funny cause it actually looks like luke)

We all know luke likes a bit of ass play

Luke didn't just cry he did so on a public internet forum. Good job champ

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10-03-2016 , 04:26 AM

#23

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Welcome back pass

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10-03-2016 , 10:06 AM

#24

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Welcome back pass

Thank you sir, I'll do my best to check in more regularly

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