38% of statistics are made up.

I heard he got some bush from a sheila named Barbie.

A salesman that worked for me many years ago told me a story about an ex-girlfriend's father. Her father told Bill (the salesman) about being inducted into the army before the Korean War. He was about 18 or 19 at the time. One of the guys inducted with him recounted that his first sexual experience was on the farm. He knocked a cow out with a rock to the head and did the deed while she was laid out on the ground. Not sure how they got around to the topic but a psychologist told the group that this was not uncommon.

I don't know if the story is true or not and having seen the ass end of a cow and all the green s*** that runs from the base of the tail all the way down the legs I just can't see people doing this.

And yet they do.

There was a news report here in the last couple of years about some dude that got caught banging a neighbor's mare (female horse). After it kept developing vaginal infections the ranch owner put video cameras in the stable. Guy evidently stood on a bucket behind the horse. Ranch owner happened to be a woman and iirc she confronted him during his escapade and held him until the police arrived.

Interesting.

If i lived in a remote location, i'd have a gun, even in the UK

Two of the world's best custom gun makers are in London, at least their sales rooms. Holland & Holland and Purdey will both find you something handy and expensive. The UK seems to be fine with sporting guns with limited capacity. They just don't care for handguns and high capacity magazines.