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i wanna porn star daughter
49 32.67%
i wanna a gay son
86 57.33%
i wanna have one of each
15 10.00%

04-09-2010 , 08:17 AM
Knowing both would be getting peen'd rotten by many men would seem like a tricky decision at first.

However, if she's a success then she would likely share her new wealth with her old man. Plus her pornstar friends. Simples.

Vote Pornstar daughter
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04-09-2010 , 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
Is he crying or finishing off?
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04-09-2010 , 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by absolutefish
Is he crying or finishing off?
What's the difference anyway.
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04-09-2010 , 09:02 AM
Tart wins!

no bastard option?
should be a default setting to starting a poll.

I wish I had friends and stuff and we could think deeply about stuff like this and discuss it and stuff and start threads...and stuff.
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04-09-2010 , 09:12 AM
At least if I have a gay son I can rationalise that he's not getting any action. A pornstar daughter... well, I would know that she is getting ****ed pretty regularly.
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04-09-2010 , 09:16 AM
what movie is that clown clip from?
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04-09-2010 , 09:17 AM
[x] gay daughter pornstar


Also what about if she looks just like her mother? Is it okay then?

Not ok if she looks like you imo. Def not okay if she looks like your mother/her grandmother.
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04-09-2010 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Ming
what movie is that clown clip from?
It's....

Spoiler:
NSFW
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04-09-2010 , 09:22 AM
cmon, I have my pants down and my torrent search engine ready
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04-09-2010 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by plubius
I prefer to pick my nose
i clicked pron star daughter but then was like fkkkk nah i dotn want that now. and i saw ths post and was picking my nose. it was wierd.

oh and im high
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04-09-2010 , 09:57 AM


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04-09-2010 , 10:09 AM
i hate cleaning up after other people and I think a gay kid would keep his home tidy.
also,
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Originally Posted by derm
and watching her porns would be easily avoidable, even if that means saying goodbye to porntubes.
lifetime ban is mega-disaster imo. i don't know what the future of porn is but i want to be around to find out.
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04-09-2010 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
i hate cleaning up after other people and I think a gay kid would keep his home tidy.
also,

lifetime ban is mega-disaster imo. i don't know what the future of porn is but i want to be around to find out.
My money is on bigger things in smaller holes. It's the only sensible way forward.
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04-09-2010 , 11:15 AM
gay son because theres nothing wrong with being gay.
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04-09-2010 , 11:18 AM
Where is the gay porn star son option?

And
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Originally Posted by DonkeyFocker
but by having a gay son, your legacy will just end there.
FALSE.
I would just have another son and try again. Although in your case, you probably should stop there since you've most likely got teh ghey genes.
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04-09-2010 , 11:24 AM
I don't think it's genetic, I thought it was something you caught like wanting to watch Pop Idol or being a peed.
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04-09-2010 , 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Ming
I don't think it's genetic, I thought it was something you caught like wanting to watch Pop Idol or being a peed.
BEGONE DOPPLEGANGER
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04-09-2010 , 11:59 AM
if the gay son is my only son, then i vote porn star daughter. As long as i have one other son who is normal.
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04-09-2010 , 12:03 PM
I pick doing your porn star daughter OP.
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04-09-2010 , 12:14 PM
im surprised by the amount of people who voted for gay son

voted both fwiw
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04-09-2010 , 12:36 PM
whichever one would be more happy
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04-09-2010 , 12:58 PM
Porn star daughter also means you don't really have to put much fathering work in. I mean, what's the point? You're not trying to keep her off the pole anymore... But a gay son would be pretty much like having a real kid. Who you have to actually raise. Which would suck.
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04-09-2010 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkeyFocker
my friends and i were having a deep discussion about our future when we get married, have kids and we had to pick one out of the two choices...

1. a pornstar daughter
2. a gay son

which would you pick?
[x] more money in the porn industry than the gay industry
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04-09-2010 , 01:51 PM
Jenna Jameson when she was a dancer would bring home girls she worked with so her father could hook up with them. If I were to have a daughter I'd want her to do that for her dad too so pornstar daughter wins. She's going to be getting it from guys anyway throughout her life, she might as well get rich doing it.
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04-09-2010 , 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by mad.rebirth
whichever one would be more happy
But which one would make YOU happier?
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Tart wins!

no bastard option?
should be a default setting to starting a poll.

I wish I had friends and stuff and we could think deeply about stuff like this and discuss it and stuff and start threads...and stuff.
Bastard would have definitely won this poll. But this is one of the ones you don't want to think about too deeply unless it happens to you.
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