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if suicide is wrong then what do you call what jesus did? if suicide is wrong then what do you call what jesus did?

09-28-2018 , 08:56 PM
do what jesus would do... well in my opinion he commited suicide.. maybe not the traditional way but suicide none the less. if all he had to do was say he wasnt the son of god or even ask his father the creator to help him he could of been spared so in his stubborness he was murdered (suicide by cop) and why cause he trully believed in his death it would help the world more to understand his messagae of love more with his death then any other way in the years he had left alive naturally.

me just like jesus would benefit the world by dying and i dont mean just dying but dying in such an extreme way that my words would have much more meaning then they ever could while alive. im talking about the truth of what happened nothing more tnothing less in my death it would be taken seriously and be addressed and help other children exactly in my position then i could ever help out while being alive. i suffered endlessly and almost died in 2007 and still a decade later things have only gotten worse not better but worse... so when you tell me do what jesus would do i hope yo uare telling me that in a way that you didnt quite understand what jesus would actually have done.
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09-28-2018 , 09:10 PM
I didn't read all of that, but you're definitely posting it in the right place.
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09-28-2018 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
I didn't read all of that, but you're definitely posting it in the right place.
you dont think murder or suicide or tortured life is a bad beat in life... ok then where should it go.... religion.. imnot discussing the religious aspect of it im discussing the modern day meaning of suicide.
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09-28-2018 , 10:43 PM
Wow OP. My uncles name was Jesus and he committed suicide thanks for the reminder.
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09-28-2018 , 10:52 PM
Holy **** peli's back just in time for the grand final
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09-28-2018 , 11:23 PM
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09-28-2018 , 11:28 PM
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09-28-2018 , 11:40 PM
He was crucified by the Romans. They generally did that to dissidents and revolutionaries within their provinces. They mockingly crowned him King of the Jews, so it's likely they thought that he was at least advocating for an independent Judea.

And just to be clear: the Jews didn't kill Jesus. Their form of capital punishment at the time was stoning to death.
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09-29-2018 , 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Wow OP. My uncles name was Jesus and he committed suicide thanks for the reminder.
I know you don't know me like I know you but I love you more then you would even know if you knew me better then I knew you.
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09-29-2018 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
He was crucified by the Romans. They generally did that to dissidents and revolutionaries within their provinces. They mockingly crowned him King of the Jews, so it's likely they thought that he was at least advocating for an independent Judea.

And just to be clear: the Jews didn't kill Jesus. Their form of capital punishment at the time was stoning to death.
is it true that he was a mother ****er and I mean that quite literally as in he ****ed his own mother and had many babies and his name wasn't even jesus Christ as his real name wouldn't have the zing like jesus Christ has oh and he never died on the cross his peoples took him down and sent him far away to hide out while they made up some crazy story about why his body was gone.?
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09-29-2018 , 03:35 AM
what is the name of the cow boy hat wearing poker player?
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09-29-2018 , 05:08 AM
Amarillo Slim
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09-29-2018 , 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by R.Matthew.Cozza
is it true that he was a mother ****er and I mean that quite literally as in he ****ed his own mother and had many babies and his name wasn't even jesus Christ as his real name wouldn't have the zing like jesus Christ has oh and he never died on the cross his peoples took him down and sent him far away to hide out while they made up some crazy story about why his body was gone.?
You might be thinking about Mary Magdalene, a different Mary. In the very early versions of the Bible, Jesus is referred to as a Rabbi, or Teacher in Hebrew.

Rabbis back then had to be married. Mary Magdalene traveled with Jesus and the apostles. Single women didn't go out on tour with men like that in those days.

One way to resolve that dilemma is to assume that Mary M was Rabbi Jesus's wife.

Paul, who sort of took the Gospel narrative away from the original apostles 15-20 years after Jesus died, was not a fan of marriage, according to his writings. So Mary Magdalene became a whore in the later versions of the Gospels.
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09-29-2018 , 08:45 AM
When a man calls a woman a whore it's usually because she's ****ing somebody other than him.
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09-29-2018 , 10:57 AM
OP should commit suicide.
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09-29-2018 , 11:32 AM
calm down
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09-29-2018 , 05:03 PM
grego isn't really banned, is he?
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09-29-2018 , 11:38 PM
im god i banned him
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09-30-2018 , 12:33 PM
free nelson mandela
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10-01-2018 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
grego isn't really banned, is he?
I'm banned until after I replace my ballcock tonight. Wish me luck. I bet SA stil hasn't replaced his flappers.
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10-01-2018 , 03:38 PM
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what is the name of the cow boy hat wearing poker player?
Dan "Cowboy" Smith

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10-01-2018 , 03:46 PM
What's the name of the band where the drummer is the lead singer, and it's not Phil Collins?
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10-01-2018 , 05:29 PM
The name of the band is

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10-01-2018 , 05:40 PM
I was thinking of a band named Cowboy Mouth, but the band is also correct.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 10-01-2018 at 05:44 PM. Reason: Edit: 'a band named' added to the sentence for clarity. NTTAWWT
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10-04-2018 , 11:26 AM
Suicide isn't a laughing matter, OP. I can't believe you'd be so callous.
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