Bro it would definitely prove who was making America great again! It seems like you're the only one here holding up the show. Is it the potential stakes that scare you?

We can play for lower steaks. Like flank, we can play for flank if that's a little more reasonable. Or even cheeseburgers! I hear those are fairly cheap these days and with the new administration beef will probably be even more ridiculously subsidized!

Let's do it. You can do it. I believe in you.

Ok, several points here:
1) Does anyone over the age of 14 call anyone bro anymore?
2) Again, this has nothing to do with you or poker, which should be obvious to anyone with 1/2 of a brain. Of course, most of the regular posters on BBV4Life have less than that, hence the problem here.
3) Why would I leave 2+2 when I know that it annoys you so much?
Regardless, I'm done with this thread, but I'm sure someone is already working on the next meme.

Cool story bro.

I'm pretty sure that this is the case.

It's all about principle, bruh! You aren't annoying, you're just a silly goose.

But nope. You're just scared. LOLphismus' memes even scare you. You're not ready.

Lol, golden.

I can confirm Screaming Asian served in the military, we were briefly in the same platoon until I received a dishonourable discharge. Each night we would go out without authorisation and kill a few extra baddies, we had a friendly competition who would have the highest kill count at the end of our tour. We would bring back souvenirs from what we liked to call our 'night tours' which consisted of clothing, jewellery, accessories etc. We used our collection to dress up each night in funny clothing and hosted a comedy night for our fellow super troopers (we were in the very top squad at the time). Anyway, I couldn't really keep up with Screaming Asian's kill count or compete with his funky clothing collection. The other militants started to notice this and were giving me crap about it around the clock.

I had to do something to salvage my tethered reputation. One night when he was performing one of his comedy skits, I was perched on the top of one of the buildings next to him with my sniper rifer loaded. I was ready to up my kill count by one and assure his killing machine ways wouldn't go unchecked. I was about to pull the trigger but couldn't keep my aim steady, it's hard sniping while you've got the giggles. Probably why snipers generally operate in serious situations, at least that's what I assume. I temporarily left my position to locate some ear buds. I lined up the shot and BANG, right as I shot him he whipped out a spoon, the curve on the spoon redirected the bullet towards me, hitting me in the chest. Just before I passed out I heard him say 'I could of won that prop bet you know? But friendship is more important'. We had soldier's code of honour bet if either us would get a confirmed kill with a spoon.

The next day I wake up in the dishonour bay, my commanding officer approached me to let me know I was going to be discharged the following morning. He explained to me how Screaming Asian was the only one who fought against my discharge. It almost brought tears to my eyes, luckily I was able to control it. Super troopers don't cry you see. Anyway Screaming Asian, I hope you manage to get that kill at some point down the road, if you haven't already. You're a grade A badass, doing badass ****, killing badass people with bad intentions. Thanks for your service.

You're going the wrong way.

AZ,

Tell us your thoughts on Pizzagate.

How is this guy not banned yet ? I guess you can threaten anyone you want to.

Probably because nobody wants to actually read the post and the mods like him for obvious reasons?

Some upcoming avatars:

Everything he said was real though

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...l#post41315813

Don't get it

WOW

LOLPHISMUS

You just made me waste literal hours of my life just to be super disappointed and saddened.

LLWVU

Perth kids are behind current trends.

I never threatened anybody imo.

4L so angry

You bet we are. In honor of that I'll change avatar already now.

grunch: I don't believe you actually did what you claim, slick. Please provide photographic evidence

You are the master of changing avatars when the world was still good. Will love (will you?) my next, wish-list-ripping one.

That is a well known OOT meme.

GRUNCHING IS FURBEDDEN