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Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha
OK you have stretched this out long enough, it's over thirty five posts in, enough with stretching it out. What caused the fight? What was the play by play?
Well there was a family dispute Jerry Springer style at my friends house. 400 pound woman hits my friends girlfriend. I stand up to break it up and villain says dont you get involved. Im in it i say and he charges me. I punch him in the lips but his momentum knocked me onto the couch with him on top of me. He starts wailing away and gives me the ol' 1-2 teddy. I calmly grab him in a headlock and manage to push his fat ass off me while getting to my feet. Thats it. He runs or walks behind wifey and is safe.