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07-08-2019 , 12:35 AM
Ask me anything
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07-08-2019 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Ask me anything


Was it really an earthquake I felt? Or the rumble from the two orgasms you gave the girl you traveled with?
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07-08-2019 , 09:51 AM
Come back soon, brother, earthquake or no. I saw some report or post that gave the Las Vegas version a 7.1 on the Richter. Yeah no, we were still pretty far from the epicenter. I was in a 7.1 in Tokyo a few years back and it was way ****ing worse.
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07-08-2019 , 11:13 AM
Was there any whisky in the Jar =

Congrants . . .
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07-08-2019 , 02:07 PM
What's it like to survive a Vegas Earthquake?
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07-08-2019 , 02:14 PM
I already thought you'd been dead for weeks
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07-10-2019 , 09:28 AM
I was there too and I did not feel any of the two quakes. No walls or something crumbled above me so I still give the earthquake experience 3/10
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07-10-2019 , 09:42 AM
BTW I survived a Vegas snowstorm this winter too and got a cold, thanks to Morph
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07-12-2019 , 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Was it really an earthquake I felt? Or the rumble from the two orgasms you gave the girl you traveled with?
It was most likely a combination of the two. I can't take all of the credit though, the Mon Ami Gabi does the same thing for her
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07-12-2019 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Come back soon, brother, earthquake or no. I saw some report or post that gave the Las Vegas version a 7.1 on the Richter. Yeah no, we were still pretty far from the epicenter. I was in a 7.1 in Tokyo a few years back and it was way ****ing worse.
It's like a free foot massage! I'll be back for the real quake.
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07-12-2019 , 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by LucidDreaming
Was there any whisky in the Jar =

Congrants . . .
Nothing as good as this post, but the fun was had Mr. DF!
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
What's it like to survive a Vegas Earthquake?
I'm not entirely sure.

Maybe I am not truly alive now.

Maybe I wasn't truly alive before it.
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Originally Posted by gregorio
I already thought you'd been dead for weeks
Just my gains
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07-12-2019 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
I was there too and I did not feel any of the two quakes. No walls or something crumbled above me so I still give the earthquake experience 3/10
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Originally Posted by FWWM
BTW I survived a Vegas snowstorm this winter too and got a cold, thanks to Morph
Solid rating. Maybe a little generous. Vegas snowstorm sounds like an off-strip property. Danke Morph
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07-13-2019 , 06:53 AM
What's the meaning of life?
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07-13-2019 , 06:54 AM
If you had an apple, a cinnamon bun, a chocolate, a pizza and a steak, what order would you eat them in?
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07-13-2019 , 07:41 AM
pizza, steak, cinnamon bun, chocolate, apple
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07-13-2019 , 07:42 AM
Sorry, only earthquake survivors allowed to answer itt.
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07-13-2019 , 07:49 AM
Thanks Morph
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07-13-2019 , 08:14 AM
Steak on pizza for the main course, then apple slices on the cinnamon bun with melted chocolate over it for dessert.
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07-13-2019 , 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Steak on pizza for the main course, then apple slices on the cinnamon bun with melted chocolate over it for dessert.
Sorry AF, the correct answer was just given.
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07-14-2019 , 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
What's the meaning of life?
To survive earthquakes and request child support. Next question.
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07-15-2019 , 12:08 AM
Can I have child support?
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07-15-2019 , 12:10 AM
Child support is where your child supports you.

You're welcome.
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07-15-2019 , 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by LucidDreaming
Was there any whisky in the Jar =

Congrants . . .
you need to post more in omg
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07-15-2019 , 07:34 AM
I survived the WA earthquake don't see me posting about it
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07-15-2019 , 10:59 AM
Get busy surviving or get busy dying, Luke.
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