Edited it so its easier to read, sorry wrote this in a hurry :/

Cartman = friend
Tiffany = friends gf

Backstory: i went out with this girl for over 1 1/2 years and we broke up a few months ago. Since we've been broken up we were still friends w/ benefits until last friday when she told me she needs to move on and needs space.

Story: So basically at work today 3 of my buddies found out that my ex is kinda dating/seeing this guy(they work with her). so cartman, who has a gf, thought it would be funny to grab my phone and put my ex gf's name as his number.

well cartman told my buddies at work today his plan and that he was gonna start texting me sh*t like, "oh i want you back, blah blah blah. He told my other friends and didn't find it funny so they told me.

Basically in a nutshell cartman came over(while my other buddies were with me) and he grabbed my phone and changed it and started texting me the sh*t like "i'm sorry.... i want you back"

So i basically responded with "f*ck you, you've seemed to move on, and so have i"

He basically replied with some general comeback to that. So i took it a step-further and said, "don't be pissed i hooked up with tiffany while we were friends w/ benefits" then before he could respond again i said, "oh yea if you threaten to tell cartman again tiffany said she's going to kick your ass"

snap-tilt
snap-owned

haha he started saying sh*t to me so i kicked him out of my house before i beat the sh*t out of him and f*cked over my entry into the marines. btw this story is soo much better for me because he's always thought(and said it a few times while hammered) that he thought tiffany thought i was hot.


Variance: Lost a friend who is known as the "Douche-Bag" of the group, but got a kickass story thats probably worth it.

wat?

I understood exactly none of that. Rewrite please.

it was slightly amusing, 3 stars imo

Pretty good story if it actually happened.

i re-wrote it. i re-read it myself after posting it(big mistake) and couldn't really understand it myself... god i need to stop drinking

there would be no point to waste my time and write/post it if it didnt, i just wanted to share the the bliss that i'm feeling right now

good story.

Thanks for rewrite. Funny.

lol epic.

amusing. happy A.

Very good stuff.

okay i get it now well done

nice one sir

im confused about one part,

did u actually hook up with tiffany, or were you leveling him

was a good story til you beat him up for seemingly no reason.

just an epic level as far as i can tell, very well played op

reading comprehension ftw

lol imo

talking **** really isnt a good reason. he already had his revenge for the other guy being an ass. beating him up was just thuggish.

He didn't beat him up, he kicked him out of his place before things got physical so he wouldn't get kicked out of the marines. Reread the story.

This sentence could mean both that you DID beat the **** out of him AND that you didnt.

hmm okay i now see what the sentence was supposed to mean, although as dannyocean agrees, my interpretation was valid.