I saw a midget twice. - BBV4Life -- Two Plus Two Poker Forums

So I seen this little guy. He was playing "somewhere over the rainbow" on a violin. Today I saw him in a coffee shop while this secksy chick was buying me some coffee. I'll be investigating. In the meantime, discuss.

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08-06-2011 , 03:03 AM

SuicideKKings

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08-06-2011 , 03:06 AM

Suprisebuttsecks

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ask if you can toss him a few feet

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08-06-2011 , 10:57 AM

M.C.Escher

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Do you live in Bruges?

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08-06-2011 , 10:57 AM

M.C.Escher

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if so,

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08-06-2011 , 12:32 PM

CletusVanDamme

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At the 2007 Liberty Bowl I bet my friend that we would not see a midget inside the stadium. I gave him 400-to-1, so he bet $1. Hold up, one time! Yes!

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08-06-2011 , 12:39 PM

Kristy

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pictarding

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08-06-2011 , 12:52 PM

Kristy

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Originally Posted by CletusVanDamme

At the 2007 Liberty Bowl I bet my friend that we would not see a midget inside the stadium. I gave him 400-to-1, so he bet $1. Hold up, one time! Yes!

Your friend is a chump, the rate of occurrence is like 1/100000.

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08-06-2011 , 12:55 PM

CletusVanDamme

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Your friend is a chump, the rate of occurrence is like 1/100000.

There were about 60,000 people there. No midgets there, but we saw one in the seafood buffet line when we got back to the casino.

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08-06-2011 , 12:57 PM

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Kristy

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I'd like to be happy for your win..but I can't consider not seeing midgets to be run-good.

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08-06-2011 , 12:58 PM

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CletusVanDamme

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Midgets and clowns...both creep me out.

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08-06-2011 , 01:03 PM

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Kristy

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exactly, the best part about them is how uncomfortable they make the other people around them.

Don't watch the midget..watch people in the crowd, make eye contact and look disapproving so that even if their reaction to the midget didn't really show..they still think that you can tell they're midget-racists.

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08-06-2011 , 01:05 PM

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CletusVanDamme

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I'm pretty sure midget-racism is perfectly acceptable. Kind of like saying you really don't like terrorists and serial killers.

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08-06-2011 , 01:31 PM

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Richard Roundtree

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Originally Posted by Kristy

I feel like I know you, even though you never shipped the noOds. Have we secksed before, or are you my child?

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08-06-2011 , 01:57 PM

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mmwtdh

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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick you get 40 gold coins....

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08-06-2011 , 03:49 PM

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the adamantium

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This is bad luck. Amongst the black cat doppelganger and reoccurring midget, the midget is the only one who will stop at nothing to kill.

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08-06-2011 , 06:22 PM

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Booker Woodfox

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I saw a billboard the other day announcing some tour starring Bridget the Midget, teagan presley and alexis Texas. Holla

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08-06-2011 , 06:29 PM

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Chaos_ult

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Midgets are ****ing magical!

those of you who get creeped out are weird imo.

Last edited by Chaos_ult; 08-06-2011 at 06:30 PM. Reason: I just want to pick them up and raspberry them, but it'd probably be demeaning.

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08-06-2011 , 06:37 PM

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ncboiler

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I saw one get dragged around by his schlong at a Christmas party. True story.

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08-07-2011 , 03:59 AM

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hobbes9324

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Originally Posted by CletusVanDamme

Midgets and clowns...both creep me out.

So I'm guessing a midget clown would be the end for you......

MM MD

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08-07-2011 , 06:38 AM

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Abe008

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I am a midget IRL

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08-07-2011 , 08:12 PM

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1-2-3-man

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Originally Posted by Abe008

I am a midget IRL

Do you prefer being called a dwarf?

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08-07-2011 , 10:07 PM

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Takemusu Aiki

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Originally Posted by 1-2-3-man

Do you prefer being called a dwarf?

"Little person" imo.

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08-07-2011 , 11:48 PM

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Shovel

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Midget Fight Championship on Jerry Springer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnIXnBcAAo

best Jerry Springer ever?

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08-08-2011 , 12:48 AM

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7ylerdurd3n

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regular midgets or dolphin heads?

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