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Old 01-27-2008, 04:51 PM   #51
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Re: I sat next to a chick giving her boyfriend a handjob...the movie was alright too!

take a hint from porn and threaten to turn them in unless she gives you head.
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Old 01-27-2008, 04:54 PM   #52
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Re: I sat next to a chick giving her boyfriend a handjob...the movie was alright too!

next time take it out

dont stroke it

just take it out and stare at her

thats how u steal gf's

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Old 01-27-2008, 04:59 PM   #53
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next time take it out

dont stroke it

just take it out and stare at her

thats how u steal gf's

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Old 01-27-2008, 04:59 PM   #54
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At least you werent in the seat in front of him.
lol nh sir.
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Old 01-27-2008, 06:56 PM   #55
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Re: I sat next to a chick giving her boyfriend a handjob...the movie was alright too!

this thread has me in tears, so awesome.
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:22 PM   #56
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Re: I sat next to a chick giving her boyfriend a handjob...the movie was alright too!

I heard giving handjobs is addictive. You give more than, say, 3, you have to give one every day after that for life, cos you're addicted.

My advices to you guys is never, ever, ever give more than 2 handjobs in your whole life.


Same with blowjobs.


I've lived my life by these rules.
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:54 PM   #57
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Re: I sat next to a chick giving her boyfriend a handjob...the movie was alright too!

happened to me once at a sex theatre in amsterdam. american chick was giving a french dude a hand jobber next to me. after the show, while still in our seats, guy asked me for a joint and i told him i didnt have one. out on the street he approached me again and asked me for a joint. i told him he already asked me and then he recognized me from 5 minutes earlier in our seats. guy excitedly yelled in a thick french accent, "you saw the finger painting show!! very nice, no?"
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Old 01-27-2008, 08:28 PM   #58
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I heard giving handjobs is addictive. You give more than, say, 3, you have to give one every day after that for life, cos you're addicted.

My advices to you guys is never, ever, ever give more than 2 handjobs in your whole life.


Same with blowjobs.


I've lived my life by these rules.

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Old 01-27-2008, 08:31 PM   #59
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same thing happened to me except it was at schindlers list
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Old 01-27-2008, 08:47 PM   #60
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Old 01-27-2008, 08:50 PM   #61
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quality thread
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:50 PM   #62
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=7UNFL8_mq0w

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