I normally chew on pens and necklace cords. This is kinda disgusting for others when someone wants to borrow a pen or something and the plastic is all chewed up. It really sucks when I'm writing and spittle from me chewing on the pen ends up draining through the pen to the paper and leaves a spit blob, blurring the ink. Sometimes I get splinters in my mouth from pencils. I wonder how much germs I get from chewing on stuff. If I had long hair the ends would definitely look spitty and chewed on all the time.

I guess this means I have an oral fixation? I don't know cause I don't really enjoy giving oral sex as much as others claim to. While I'm certainly happy to give as well as receive, I'm very picky about the quality of female parts when it comes to oral sex. This is measured by a number of criteria, but that's another subject. Still, I'm way too picky about what ends up in my mouth in this regard, but I'll chew on any number of other things (often germ ridden I'm sure).

The point of this post is that I just noticed I was chewing on someone else's lollipop stick that was sitting by the computer in the university computer lab I'm sitting at while reading BBV4L. I've been chewing on it for awhile. I'm hoping it was possessed by an attractive and healthy 18yr old female which isn't entirely unlikely as this is a California community college.

Do you chew on things?
Am I gonna die?
Do you need to borrow a pen?

This usually means you are repressing a desire to suck peen. You have come to the right forum though. Plenty of 4L'ers would be willing to help you out. Even a mod for the right price.

Fair enough, but I don't really think that's a desire I'd repress. While I can't envision ever practicing homosexual sex, sucking on a guy's peen or having my peen sucked on by a guy just doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. I haven't done so and have no plans or desire to do so, but for a modicum of cash (or perhaps just to prove to a gay friend that I'm not homophobic or that I didn't mean any serious offense by the gay joke I just told or calling him a ***), it could happen.

confirmed gay

I heard someone say mod i cum.

Nvm...

you should chew on some glaazed haam

bruxism itt

...so I've got a little bit of the gay to go along with herpes and the bad liver: all the result of an enjoyable life up till this point.

glaaaazed haam doesn't sound that appetizing. I could go for a some oysters on the half shell, spicy chicken spinach taag, or a pizookie. My appetite is weird and themeless.

I'm still chewing on my pen, but have thrown the stray lollipop stick away to be on the safe side.

I'm here for the manies.

The oral stage in psychoanalysis is the term used by Sigmund Freud to describe his theory of child development during the first 21 months of life, in which an infant's pleasure centers are in the mouth. This is the first of Freud's psychosexual stages.

your path is defined:

* 2.1 Oral phase
* 2.2 Anal phase
* 2.3 Phallic phase
* 2.4 Latency phase
* 2.5 Genital phases

call when you get to phase 2.2...wyglmtt?

but do you swallow?

5 star thread!

I'd pay you out but I've been chewing on my pinkie finger as a nervous habit while grinding and now have callouses on it lol.

i used to chew on pens too but nao i hardly ever use pen i didnt like the taste of penicls so i didnt chew them.

peenile to dental contact is considered bad form in many parts of the continental US. check your local listings.

OP I chew on pens quite a bit. It doesn't make you gay since I have banged more girls than most 2+2ers. But then again I have an asphyxia fetish so maybe you are a little ****ed up!

Ya I chew on stuff. Especially straws from a drink. If someone asks for a sip of my drink they look at it like wtf. Sometimes this puts holes in the straws though preventing proper suckage. If this is the case then I turn the straw around so everything still works. Also pens. Gum doesn't cut it. I feel like a dog with a chew toy.

Edit: realized most of my chewing is on plastic stuff which is probably made in china and I probably have lead poisoning

pretty sure ther should be an "anus" itt

I knew a guy who gave an informative speech on how to sew your fingers together. He got in trouble for giving the speech because it wasn't relevant. I'm not really sure whether this is the same thing or not.

The straw holes suck balls. And yeah, I'm worried about all the lead poisoning and carcinogens I'm getting from the plastic as well. I've been kinda dyslexic this past year (probably from plastic chewing). Is there such a thing as late onset dyslexia?

And this is badass

I smoke cigs (oral and relaxing imo)

I'm sorry, but you are gay.

i think the issue here is not that you chew on things, but that you are most likely mentally ******ed because what kind of idiot chews on a lollipop stick they find in a public library

dum dums

Alright I lolled. Bad pun tho .