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Old 10-27-2011, 12:11 AM   #51
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Re: I am mentally ill.

lol that's definitely familiar but I'm drawing thin on remembering where it's from.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:14 AM   #52
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Austin Powers.

I will post more today.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:32 AM   #53
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This my ex gf from when we were dating. She is only 16 in the pic so don't be too vulgar. You can see that she jokingly copying me... every time I looked at her I would chub up.




Imo, she is no where near as hot as this anymore. I guess thats a good thing for me I suppose.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:35 AM   #54
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She used to be hot? Wat wat..
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:40 AM   #55
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Obviously she isn't a 10... but i'm no catch either.
I think of myself as being about a 5. She must be atleast a 7.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:49 AM   #56
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Imo, she is no where near as hot as this anymore. I guess thats a good thing for me I suppose.
Sounds like the donuts worked.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:14 AM   #57
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She must be atleast a solid 7.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:37 AM   #58
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Calling that girl a 7 is the most absurd thing you've said so far in this thread.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:51 AM   #59
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too bad the gimmick got too obvious

the end of the OP was so hilarious

THE DONUTS WAKE UP
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:17 AM   #60
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Calling that girl a 7 is the most absurd thing you've said so far in this thread.
lol o wow, so true
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:49 AM   #61
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Good fiction, but the holing yourself up to protect your thoughts is where you lost too much plausible deniability imo
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:54 AM   #62
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All I want is more donut stories. Please tell me this girl has posted something about this on facebook etc...
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Old 10-27-2011, 07:10 AM   #63
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This my ex gf from when we were dating. She is only 16 in the pic so don't be too vulgar. You can see that she jokingly copying me... every time I looked at her I would chub up.




Imo, she is no where near as hot as this anymore. I guess thats a good thing for me I suppose.
why have you not got the wheel chair in the pic????
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Old 10-27-2011, 08:44 AM   #64
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Did you violate the doughnuts before planting them?

If not you're missing out.
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Old 10-27-2011, 08:56 AM   #65
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That ex girlfriend of yours musta got pretty fat eating donuts all the time
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:22 AM   #66
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op even though you plead ignorance, could you give some insight into why you chose leaving a doughnut as your modus operandi.

also you seem to imply that this behavior has not come to an end

if you must persist, maybe you could do something sweet, like actually make a nice batch of doughnuts yourself and leave them with a letter that says whatever needs to be said for you both to move forward amicably
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:27 PM   #67
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If its real, what an enriching read

If it's not, well done, whatever.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:23 PM   #68
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Obviously she isn't a 10... but i'm no catch either.
I think of myself as being about a 5. She must be atleast a 7.
Come on man, give yourself some credit. You lay out over a thousand doughnuts, even one in England...you gotta be at least a 7.

Step 1. Put that energy into something else.
Step 2. ?????
Step 3. Profit !!!
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:32 PM   #69
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Good fiction, but the holing yourself up to protect your thoughts is where you lost too much plausible deniability imo
Clearly you have never met anyone with OCD. Like, I try to make it look as inconspicuous as possible.. but I have to do the process because I am facked in the head. I just try and look as uninteresting as possible. I usually try to look as if both my ears and my nose are itchy.

In my mind, when writing down the events of my life, this seemed like it would be far easier to believe than the donut story. Meh... what do I know.



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op even though you plead ignorance, could you give some insight into why you chose leaving a doughnut as your modus operandi.

There was absolutely no reason to choose donuts. She doesn't have a particular penchant for donts & I dont like them at all. I didn't pick something I liked because I didnt want to give away the fact that I was the one planting them. I prob just had some donuts in the kitchen when I thought of the idea of planting things in her daily life.

The girl and I still share mutual friends, so on occasion I hear about how she is going, but I have to be very careful not to give away the fact that I am interested in how she is doing or that I know too much about the donuts.

I do know however that she is in therapy and has massive trust issues. She hasn't had another boyfriend since me

One friend told me that she thinks she in "something like the truman show" and another friend said that the ex gf thinks it is her estranged father doing all the "weird stuff." I don't know what she genuinely thinks because I haven't personally spoken to her in 8 years. I still plant donuts, just less frequently and more creatively.

I recently found were she hides her spare house key (behind a pot plant). I took the key and replaced it with a donut. Going to be awesome when she needs the spare key.



I have other stories that dwarf this one. Considering whether & what to share.

Here's one that always makes me smile to think about. Every year the primary school that I went to holds a bake sale / fair. People cook pies & cakes etc and donate them for sale to raise funds for the school. Standard stuff.

Every year I save up my poo and make poo-sausauge-rolls. They are exactly the same as normal sausage rolls... except they are made with 50% poo mixed in with the minced meat. I donate them anonymously and spend a day watching young kids buy and eat my poo.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:58 PM   #70
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:26 PM   #71
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What kind of sick bastard doesn't like donuts.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:28 PM   #72
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I'm intrigued. But you honestly need to be checked into a mental hospital. The poo thing really grossed me out.
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:20 PM   #73
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mets?
I had the EXACT same thought up until he mentioned seeing "Inception" since I know he's never seen it.
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:13 PM   #74
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I do know however that she is in therapy and has massive trust issues. She hasn't had another boyfriend since me
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Old 10-27-2011, 07:04 PM   #75
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Grunch: that is hilarious, the donut thing. I wish I cared enough about someone to do that.
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