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Originally Posted by 2hi4me2cu
Its odd, I popped outside for a cigarette and I have returned with the burning curiosity of.....
WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO....
Seriously, 5 star potential if it gets freakier..
I didn't plan for this to be a multi part story but just about every aspect of my life has been influenced by my incredible social ******ation / OCD / whatever other term you classify my mental illness as.
Other examples...
When I was a little kid I some how thought that people could read my mind if I thought with my mouth open. So obv I started closing my mouth everytime I thought about anything that I didn't want people to hear. I still do this til this day. OCD style. Its gets much weirder though. When my thoughts gets stronger, I get scared that they can escape through my nose or ear holes. When the thoughts are reeeally strong I get scared that they will get out through my eyes / tear ducts.
So when I see a mega hot girl irl and start thinking about the things I want to do to her, I pinch my nose shut, push one ear against my shoulder, put a finger in the other ear & close my eyes. Think about what that looks like. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick up while looking like that? Sort of explains a bit about why I was so heartbroken when I got dumped. It was a miracle that I had a gf to begin with.
Hmmm... what else is weird in my life? Oh. After I do a crap, I can't turn on the tap until the flushing is complete... otherwise the poo comes out of the tap and gets all over my hands (obv).
Also, one time when I was about 8 I couldn't find a sweater but had two pairs of black trackpants. I cut a hole between the legs in one pair and wore it as a sweater. Because paints arent designed to cover your midsection in the way a sweater is, I had to pull up my actual pants really, really high to make the two pairs of pants connect.
While dressed like this I started to have my dirty thoughts. My dad walked in the room at a moment when my eyes were closed, ear on my shoulder, finger in other ear and left hand squeezing my nose shut. He beat me with a boomerang after that.
I'm still haunted by that boomerang. For those who don't know, they are the nuts in the wooden-objects-for-hitting-people category.
Im off to sleep but if thread is still going when I wake up I will post again.