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Old 10-26-2011, 02:14 PM   #1
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I am mentally ill.

Since this is anonymous (my real name isn't actually Perma), and you are all a bunch of freaks anyways, I have decided to share things that I have never told anyone. Read it. Don't read it. I don't give a wombat's ear. I just wanted to put it out therer into the universe. Thread savers for those who make it to the end.



When I was 16 my girlfriend dumped me. I was heartbroken. I don't know why the fack I thought this was clever but I decided to stalk her in the strangest way possible. I followed her everywhere and put donuts in places that I knew she would end up, making sure she never found out it was me doing it.

E.g. I put a donut on her car windshield before she woke up in the morning. A donut on her desk before class. A donut outside the doctors office when I found out she had an appointment. Once I got older and made money I even ended up paying other people (who didnt know this girl) to plant the donuts. Over the course of 8 years (and counting) over 1000 donuts must have been planted. No clue why I chose donuts... it was just something that was obscure enough for her to know she was being stalked. I wish I chose something cheaper.

The level of sickness that I am capable of was put on show when I followed her half way around the world & put a donut outside her door at the hotel she way staying in. I was actually going to England anyway to watch the FA cup... but i went earlier knowing I would have the most ridiculous opportunity to screw with this girls mind.


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Another ******ed thing I did as a teen was set my alarm 20 minutes before my dad got up every morning. I thought it was hilarious to take a dump every morning before he showered... leaving the turd unflushed to stink up the place. He got sooooo pissed off. This went on daily for years. Every single morning there was an unflushed turd in the toilet when he woke up. Everyone in the family denied doing it, obviously. One day I thought it would be hilarious to frame my sister. My dad beat her with a boomerang so hard after that. I still smile when I think about it.


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I once sent an anonymous e-mail to a dude that I didnt know saying that he had 30 days to live unless he apologized to me for what he had done to me. I sent a huge, elaborate description about how he was going to die. Only thing is, I didnt tell him who I was. Over the course of 30 days he frantically went around saying sorry to everyone he had ever wronged, hoping he would say sorry to the right person. I sent him follow up e-mails throughout the month saying things like "18 more days... I hope you find me." At the end of the 30 days I wrote an e-mail saying that he had in fact said sorry and that I was someone in his family but that I wouldn't tell him who and would deny it if asked.


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After watching inception, I had the most amazing idea ever. I knew that my ex gf from when I was 16 had also seen inception... so I decided to pay a bunch of actors and actresses to approach her in random places at random times over the course of a month and do the following:

Step 1. Grab her by the shoulders & shake her furiously.

Step 2. Scream at her "Your still asleep! The donuts! They are there to let you know! You need to wake up!"

Step 3. Walk/Run off without saying another word.






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Old 10-26-2011, 02:15 PM   #2
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i just dont care
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:17 PM   #3
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on a happy note i have a new PC and it is sick fast........
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:19 PM   #4
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If any of that's true it's pretty cool.
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:20 PM   #5
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:21 PM   #6
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I dont care
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:24 PM   #7
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:29 PM   #8
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tl;dr someone tell me if I should

Usually when OP uses proper grammar it's not very exciting.
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:32 PM   #9
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:36 PM   #10
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now post her pic!
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:37 PM   #11
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nice effort OP but better threadsavers next time. posting that girl in the brown shirt that everyone has seen is weak.

also, pics of gf.
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:43 PM   #12
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Why do you 2 have the same avatar? ygos?
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:45 PM   #13
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:45 PM   #14
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omg it's lined up too!!!!!
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Old 10-26-2011, 02:48 PM   #15
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No clue why I chose donuts... it was just something that was obscure enough for her to know she was being stalked. I wish I chose something cheaper.
This was the only part of the story I enjoyed.
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:07 PM   #16
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Did she eat the donuts?
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:08 PM   #17
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Re: I am mentally ill.

We've always known it was you doing the donut thing. Why do you think it has been so easy for you to track her?

We've been laughing at the lengths you have gone to for years. Joke's on you, chump.
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:36 PM   #18
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this is too good to be a bbv4l original

if you really did all that i wanna know moar
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:58 PM   #19
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Re: I am mentally ill.

i never vote stars for a thread, and i wont do it now.

but if i would, id vote 5 stars here




i cant believe what you wrote, never the less i appreciate your OP. good work.

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Old 10-26-2011, 04:21 PM   #20
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This **** is pretty ****ed. Get help immediately. Or keep planting donuts... Yeah, go with the donuts.
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:22 PM   #21
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Re: I am mentally ill.

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omg it's lined up too!!!!!
From the posts where you and nham wrote next to each other you can see they are in synch perfectly, that's neat. Is it coincidence or do they line up like that on purpose.

And OP if the donut portion of your story is true that is pretty hilarious, good job. Does she fear the donuts now or does it just make her horny? If the latter is true could you share her address 'cuz that would be a pretty easy score for someone.
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:26 PM   #22
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From the posts where you and nham wrote next to each other you can see they are in synch perfectly, that's neat. Is it coincidence or do they line up like that on purpose.

And OP if the donut portion of your story is true that is pretty hilarious, good job. Does she fear the donuts now or does it just make her horny? If the latter is true could you share her address 'cuz that would be a pretty easy score for someone.
They are in sync because the page loads them at the same time = same start time.
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:32 PM   #23
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1000 doughnuts ITT






















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Old 10-26-2011, 04:36 PM   #24
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Its odd, I popped outside for a cigarette and I have returned with the burning curiosity of.....


WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO....

Seriously, 5 star potential if it gets freakier..
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:48 PM   #25
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I wish somebody would follow me around and leave me doughnuts.
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