Why I don't drive anymoar:
I still haz a license,
[ya I know, unreal, but, WTF, in Pennsylvania the standard derelict state ID card costs just as much, I thinx they do that 2 keep black peoplez from voting, but don't quote me on that chit]
but there's all this newfangled stuffz you have 2 maintain on cars, like spark plug fluid, belt slicing, etc.:
TBQH, I wouldn't let the chucklef**ks who wrote that survey Q anywherez within 10 meters of my mtn. bike...