So I enter the Hot Topic in the mall today for really no reason at all today after I eat lunch at the mall. I realize the reason I went in was to talk to the super hot young blond working at the time. Sorry no pics(I know gtfo). So anyways I am like well I have to talk to this girl so I think what am I going to talk about oh ok ill ask her if I can go directly from a 12 gauge tongue stud to 8 and not do the 10 gauge. This way she knows I have a tongue ring and also brings up something to talk about that she might actually be able to help me with even though I am not interested in actually buying one I am only interested in ****ing her brains out.
So after going from talking about that to talking about her for 10 minutes about how she moved down from Oregon and everyone down here is an ******* I ask if she would like to get my number because I am a nice person down here, she drops the oh well I guess I should let you know I have a boyfriend. FML. I should have known. Yeah she is living with him. Of ****ing course she is how else should she have quit her high paying job to work at Hot Topic unless she was living with her boyfriend.
Well anyways how often when you are talking to girls you are trying to pick up do they have a boyfriend. And this girl wasn't just trying to blow me off so don't take those into account when you are answering this pole.

If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll prolly suck your dick.


If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll prolly suck your dick.

approximately 32.7234344343567% if i'm not mistaken

how did you get this? (not saying your wrong, just want to see the math)

I'm pretty sure it's directly correlated to how ugly you are

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For ever girl there are at least two guys that think she is their girlfriend.


also where do you live? Leaving Oregon seems stupid, best state in the country.

Yes I know this. But what I am trying to get at is who runs better at finding the girls that happen to be available. Sometimes no matter how good looking you are you may only run into girls with ass clowns they are living with.

I could tell this girl was into me. That is why she didn't be like oh I have to get back to work or drop the boyfriend line earlier. So I almost went back to ask if she loved him cause if not...well she should come hang out with me no big deal. Maybe I'll go back and see if she just wants a new 'friend.'

Try younger girls.

hey i live in Oregon

e=mc^2 then you get the reciprocal

19 is almost as young as they get.

[x] bass turd

or fatter ones

Any girl in which you will ever find yourself interested in has a boyfriend, or has been single for no longer than 3.5 hours. Girls don't sit back and wait for the right one, they take the best option available and then upgrade accordingly.

Sorry to be the one to tell you this.

Never.

I have found this out. I had to talk my ex out of starting to date new people just because she wanted a boyfriend. I was like maybe you will be happier if you actually wait to find someone you like not just the next guy who tells you you are hawt. And she actually listened to me surprisingly. But yes most girls have not learned that lesson.

wtf?

****block

What lesson? If you ask me they are doing it right, those cold hearted bitches. It's a strategy that has proven itself to be stable, and thus has been passed down to the last few generations of females. Once men lost their god given right to rape and abuse women, the dating game changed forever.

you Sir, are an excellent poaster.

the frequency of females having significant others is inversely proportional to how ugly you are

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see poast #5

Yes but by not being single they are missing out on something that could be better than what they have(my ****) therefore their strategy is flawed because if they just date the next guy they hook up with they are not getting as much as they could out of as many guys as possible.