Because I'm an internet pimp I picked up this girl on a free online dating site. Blah blah blah one thing leads to another we talk on aim tonight everything goes really well, as she's ending the conversation she says:

SIF (1:42:01 AM): i have to ask you before i go though, because i remember something about it in your profile
SIF (1:42:17 AM): are you a "no fatties plz" type of guy?

me: no lol etc

SIF (1:43:22 AM): ok, because everytime i meet a guy from online it seems he was expecting something else
SIF (1:43:40 AM): so, just fair warning, even though i'm currently in the process of taking care of it

me: np whatever have a drink hang out etc

SIF (1:44:34 AM): well, the stories i have, lol
SIF (1:44:58 AM): of people who were so mad i wasn't what they were expecting, they were verbal about it to my face

Pix:





She's 5'8", 24 yrs old. Thoughts?

Any hole is a goal!

she seems smart, sorta cute imo, what are your standards

she obv has to be alot bigger than what she looks like in her pics if shes is saying that to you. She doesnt look too bad from the pics but the second one is weird angle so im sure shes hiding something.

doesnt look to fat, use my line on her

"hi i like your titty meat"

i say ~155


edit: but from the pic alone i prob wouldn't think she weighed that much

Just SIIHP and post a STD report.

coming from someone married to tub girl

whos a what now



Honestly I don't really care even if she's a behemoth I can go and have a drink with her and have some conversation, whatever.

she doesn't seem huge, like she probably has huge breasts.

wow you're a nice guy, do it

last time I checked there was 7 holes

There's not much that a 12 pack, paper bag and a light switch can't fix.

I could drink her skinny in less than 30 minutes. Vodka gets me laid.

I dunno, paper bags don't fix smells

so true

She's for sure ugly. She has to have crazy lighting to look anywhere near decent, and she still fails.

shes not ugly imo she has nice eyes/eyebrows

this is what i was thinking. the pictures shown are not too relevant.

oh lol

as I am pro internet stalker I found more pix

these MIGHT change results here







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1 1/2 dids imo

still hit it imo

Can I change my vote in the pole?