related gripe registered in ATF.

You say that only because you do net yet realize the gravity of the undertaking being proffered with such simple statements as "would you like to try your hand at this flappy bird game on my phone", or worse "how about you download this game and attempt to beat my high score". You have never yourself taken the plunge. You are like I once was, thinking "Ha what can some silly free game do to affect me, me with my well-thought-out life plans and grand aspirations". Little can you imagine, oh ye innocent piece of flotsam still yet turning on the waves of fate, the dark, dark path you open up before you by clicking that portentous 'install' icon. And littler still do the first taps of discovery, whereby the ill fated participant learns the innocent seeming machinations of this infernal product , betray the future of the ill-fated participant, they hint not at the moment the calloused skin finally breaks down leaving only blood soaked thumb bone with which to keep the demonic fowl aloft through those dreaded yet desperately anticipated pillars, they hint not at the desperate frothing of the mouth which is caused at once by the pain of exposed nerves hitting the glass pane which separates, one must presume, purgatory and hell, and also by the knowledge that one is not yet half of the way to that golden 'high score' which one understands, on a purely intellectual level, must once have been reached by the same entity as now serves that dreaded and lauded bird, perhaps back when it still had a sense of personal identity and before it came to accept it's true purpose of existence as sole facilitator to the flight of that glorious avian deity towards and, Huitzilupochtli willing, beyond, infinity.

Pretty sure I have the flappybird record @ 121

lol, erm i have 122

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