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jimmy failed hardcore with this chick. i need to find a new chick and use facker's knowledge to get laid

give up

These chicks really like men who just dote on their every need. In my opinion you should text her 3 times a day at least and call her at least once a day just to 'see if she has any gossip', chicks dig that. If she doesn't respond to one of your texts you could go round to her house to check if she is still alive, that shows you care and have respect for her, which is a total turn on. Always be really, really nice to her, open all doors for her, refer to her as 'madam' and stop going out with her intoxicated, they love this. Then when you two are alone drinking a glass of red wine you can give her a peck on the cheek and then if she responds favorably you should ask her to be your life partner.

this and you should also go by her work and stand about outside so she notices you and then leave a love note on her windshield

Whatever you do OP DONT DO ANY OF THIS. You'll come across as a needy 40 yr old virgin stalker.

Sarcasm detection fail.


Fackers has solid advice ITT, follow that and you'll be fine.

Yeah stay in denial about the female psyche. It's standard and works 99.99/100 times if the girl has any interest in you at all.

U idiot. This was a ez-game. Probably goes to a top tier college. FU.