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Old 07-29-2010, 11:49 AM   #76
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

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why talk smack?, at least he didn't make up a lame story and just grab pics of a dirty sloot that is all over the internet

(nsfw)
**note the same floor

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=596...1702049&page=0


http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=110...1702049&page=0


also what satisifaction do you get from making up a story about maybe getting to bang a girl that is not even real (to you that is)?
You know I thought the same exact thing when I first saw the op, but I was too lazy to find the pics, I just remember seeing the set...lol prob on imagefap too.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:04 PM   #77
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

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why talk smack?, at least he didn't make up a lame story and just grab pics of a dirty sloot that is all over the internet

(nsfw)
**note the same floor

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=596...1702049&page=0


http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=110...1702049&page=0


also what satisifaction do you get from making up a story about maybe getting to bang a girl that is not even real (to you that is)?


wow, all those girls in those links look like they are high school
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:47 PM   #78
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

thats the point
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:45 PM   #79
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WOAH! You made the same exact same jokes as everyone else... I get laid kid, I am a step ahead of you.
i made those jokes because they were the obvious ones to make, you bang hefers and men, if thats how what you have to do to get laid, good luck to ya pal.

i get laid, i am just looking for some advice on how to bang this specific girl. she is teasing the **** outta me, so i gotta see if theres some good advice on this forum. also, there is no way that a ******ed looking justin beiber impersonator is a step ahead of anyone

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why talk smack?, at least he didn't make up a lame story and just grab pics of a dirty sloot that is all over the internet

(nsfw)
**note the same floor

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=596...1702049&page=0


http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=110...1702049&page=0


also what satisifaction do you get from making up a story about maybe getting to bang a girl that is not even real (to you that is)?
I dont know what this is but the pics i put up are 100% of a real girl that i am trying to bang

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You don't deserve to have sex with any of those girls
**** OFF

anyways, i sent her the 'when you gonna let me tap that' text message, she sent back 'when do you have time? lol'
i sent her back 'whenever you wanna, come by my place tonight'
she sent 'i cant tonight, but if you wanna hang out, lets do it tomorrow'

this was all last night and she is coming to my place tonight, i will let you know when i ship it
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:49 PM   #80
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it makes me a god damn turkey sammich or else it gets the fist again


hahaha... (Y)


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Old 07-29-2010, 04:22 PM   #81
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

i bet she cant tonight because she is banging other dudes sorry jimmy

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Old 07-29-2010, 04:28 PM   #82
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she cant tonight because she is banging other dudes sorry jimmy
it doesnt matter as long as jimmy gets laid tonight
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:37 PM   #83
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i bet she cant tonight.

spittin game fail.

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Old 07-29-2010, 04:42 PM   #84
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anyways, i sent her the 'when you gonna let me tap that' text message, she sent back 'when do you have time? lol'
i sent her back 'whenever you wanna, come by my place tonight'
she sent 'i cant tonight, but if you wanna hang out, lets do it tomorrow'

this was all last night and she is coming to my place tonight, i will let you know when i ship it
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she said she cant tonight.

reading comp fail.
whos fail is it?
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:44 PM   #85
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wat?
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:49 PM   #86
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nice edit, after i pointed out your fail to you. jimmy is going to leave now and will be abck after he bangs this chick
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:52 PM   #87
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sorry didnt read your fake story about your fake girl closely enough.

carry on, good luck tonight jimmy.
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:28 PM   #88
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

I started reading and was like ok this couldve happened but then it got to this bit and now im like ok im pretty sure this didnt happen
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:31 PM   #89
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jimmy is very defensive
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:36 PM   #90
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this looks like a good spot to try and get it in
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:54 PM   #91
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Dont hit her up for a few days. Hard to get is the optimal way to pull girls like this. She will get worried why you arent talking to her and in a few days you should get a text from her. And im 100% sure she knows you guys made out i mean how smashed could she of been.. the fact that she made out with you drunk or sober is a good sign that she wants your D piece. I think you should hang out with her one more night with her friends and dont try to bang her (unless shes compeltely on the jock and all over you). Just do the normal flirty stuff and after a few drinks go for another makeout sesh and probably leave it at that.. dont try to look desperate that all u want is the poon. Then sometime on a WEEKDAY ask her to go out alone. A casual bar should do the trick. If she agrees to go out with you then you and her both know shes getting railed that night. Have a few drinks then ask her if she wants to watch a movie at your house. Stop at the liquor store grab some popcorn, candy and cheap champagne(its called Andre) she will think your cute for getting champagne and not some hard liquor even tho that champage drops panties hardcore.. then your good to go. GOODLUCK TO YOU SIR. that plan has never failed me. if you need any advice send me a pm.

I went to SDSU (bunch of hobags who dont want to be viewed as hobags) this is the right +EV play for sure. as this same **** has happened to me several times follow this and u will get laid. no doubt.
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Old 07-29-2010, 08:02 PM   #92
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

OP, great pics.

But shes too hot for you.
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:52 AM   #93
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i made those jokes because they were the obvious ones to make, you bang hefers and men, if thats how what you have to do to get laid, good luck to ya pal.

i get laid, i am just looking for some advice on how to bang this specific girl. she is teasing the **** outta me, so i gotta see if theres some good advice on this forum. also, there is no way that a ******ed looking justin beiber impersonator is a step ahead of anyone




[ ] Justin Bieber impersonator

The fat girl was honestly at first to get back at the first girl, and then after that it was just easy bjs whenever I wanted. Honestly, what do you expect from a last resort anyway?

And trust me, if you saw the spanish girl irl you would think she is fine. She's seriously is the worst at taking pics. Based on your posts you would probably kill to sleep with some of the girls I've slept with.
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:06 AM   #94
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

im on to much tilt right now to respond to 12 year old ellen degenerate

jimmy did not bang the chick. she said she was busy and couldnt come over. what now?
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:42 AM   #95
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im on to much tilt right now to respond to 12 year old ellen degenerate

jimmy did not bang the chick. she said she was busy and couldnt come over. what now?
Jimmy will not bang the chick.
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:56 AM   #96
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She seems like the kinda girl you can just come straight out and tell her you wanna **** her. Not in those exact words though.

Maybe you should take the aggressive approach with her.
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:39 AM   #97
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**** cwhit and im rooting for jimmy
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:47 AM   #98
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lol learn from mistakes
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:08 AM   #99
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:33 PM   #100
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what now?
If you ask for help, listen to the advice you're given and and act on it.
fackers told you what to do. That's it. Did you pm him?
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