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Old 07-28-2010, 03:38 PM   #51
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

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Oh they are all definitely hot, but she just happens to be the least hot and also look like a 14 year old girl.
wow bro. i looked at your thread about chicks and i am very surprised that you would talk like this, considering your own problems.

first of all, you look like what would happen if rachel maddow and vanessa selbst had a ******ed lesbian daughter.

lets look at your chicks:
this is a fat nasty slut:


and this is a man with fake tits:
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:38 PM   #52
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

also, i just texted her "when are you gonna let me tap that", so i will let you know the results
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:48 PM   #53
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yeah jimmy, but Cwhit posted tits of his girl.

more than i can say for you
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:02 PM   #54
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tell her you just saw a lady at the gym wearing white spandex. that usually works.
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:10 PM   #55
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you have to mention her legs were spread open tho
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:46 PM   #56
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also, i just texted her "when are you gonna let me tap that", so i will let you know the results
so you failed so hard freezing up on those last texts you posted you decided to send that? you are doing "when you gonna let me tap that" wrong imo!
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Old 07-28-2010, 05:03 PM   #57
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I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.
This is way true. Girls talk and if the relationship is solely sexual and you were good then her friends will want to **** you too.

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Maybe ask her out on a date?
Simple but to the point. Not bad advice but I think a subtle approach and finding out if she is truly interested is better first.

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good god it's sad when a guy has to ask on the interwebz to pick up a girl...

be blunt, don't seem desperate..

ask her over for dinner and a movie ( rent HTTM ).. most girls like comedy..
have wine and chocolate so girl gets all horny
give back rub
sexy time will begin in about 15 mins

**this will not work if you still live with mommy/daddies

I'll also suggest reading "the game" by Nick Strauss... you'll thank me later
I think you mean Neil Strauss, not Nick.

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god you have no game, should have just replied saying she was a bit of trouble but u liked it. If she remembers making out she will be into it, if not she is going to ask what happened. Then you can tell her have a good laugh and set up plans for later.
Best advice thus far. It's subtle and doesn't put you immediately in danger of being rejected and giver her the chance to qualify you out which women love to do. You can gauge her reaction and see if she is interested without giving her the opportunity to say no to you. Then you can know whether to proceed or not.
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Old 07-28-2010, 05:07 PM   #58
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also, i just texted her "when are you gonna let me tap that", so i will let you know the results
Bad timing dude its all about the timing.
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Old 07-28-2010, 05:08 PM   #59
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Why not try getting her drunk again?
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Old 07-28-2010, 05:13 PM   #60
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Tell her, you both will be going out. Don't ask her when or some bs, tell her when and where. She'll be there, will know what this is all about and then **** the **** out of her.

What's so complicated with that?

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Old 07-28-2010, 05:27 PM   #61
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that one chick has a huge ass
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #62
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Update? What did she say Jimmy? Did she respond? IF no response by now then that is a bad sign.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:26 PM   #63
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OP is gimmick account for HeyN8ItsDan. How's the herpes, Bro?
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:02 AM   #64
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confirmed op wants to get dirrrrty
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:13 AM   #65
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also, i just texted her "when are you gonna let me tap that", so i will let you know the results
Went from asking what he should do in an online forum to texting "let me tap that"? wrong...
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:26 AM   #66
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wow bro. i looked at your thread about chicks and i am very surprised that you would talk like this, considering your own problems.

first of all, you look like what would happen if rachel maddow and vanessa selbst had a ******ed lesbian daughter.

lets look at your chicks:
this is a fat nasty slut:


and this is a man with fake tits:
WOAH! You made the same exact same jokes as everyone else... I get laid kid, I am a step ahead of you.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:39 AM   #67
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Dont hit her up for a few days. Hard to get is the optimal way to pull girls like this. She will get worried why you arent talking to her and in a few days you should get a text from her. And im 100% sure she knows you guys made out i mean how smashed could she of been.. the fact that she made out with you drunk or sober is a good sign that she wants your D piece. I think you should hang out with her one more night with her friends and dont try to bang her (unless shes compeltely on the jock and all over you). Just do the normal flirty stuff and after a few drinks go for another makeout sesh and probably leave it at that.. dont try to look desperate that all u want is the poon. Then sometime on a WEEKDAY ask her to go out alone. A casual bar should do the trick. If she agrees to go out with you then you and her both know shes getting railed that night. Have a few drinks then ask her if she wants to watch a movie at your house. Stop at the liquor store grab some popcorn, candy and cheap champagne(its called Andre) she will think your cute for getting champagne and not some hard liquor even tho that champage drops panties hardcore.. then your good to go. GOODLUCK TO YOU SIR. that plan has never failed me. if you need any advice send me a pm.


AND why the f*** would you text her "when you gonna let me tap that?" Thats what you say to a complete wh0re that likes to be shown shes a whore. Or a girl your dating when you guys are sexting. Not some girl you havent even had sex with yet and we dont even know if she remembers making out with you. jesus fail...

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Old 07-29-2010, 01:55 AM   #68
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wow bro. i looked at your thread about chicks and i am very surprised that you would talk like this, considering your own problems.
why talk smack?, at least he didn't make up a lame story and just grab pics of a dirty sloot that is all over the internet

(nsfw)
**note the same floor

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=596...1702049&page=0


http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=110...1702049&page=0


also what satisifaction do you get from making up a story about maybe getting to bang a girl that is not even real (to you that is)?
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:00 AM   #69
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jimmy fallon is rich he doesnt need help
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:13 AM   #70
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hmm... at least there are pics...

but that floor looks floored and i have been on the receiving end of quite a few floors in my day...
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:16 AM   #71
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does she like bananas?
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:37 AM   #72
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WOAH! You made the same exact same jokes as everyone else... I get laid kid, I am a step ahead of you.
hahahha Cwhite u got OWNED so hard!!!! hahahhaa u only got to bang all those chicks in your thread. whereas op here is trying to get dirrtyyyyyy with fake girls

lol mega owned
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:24 AM   #73
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god you have no game, should have just replied saying she was a bit of trouble but u liked it. If she remembers making out she will be into it, if not she is going to ask what happened. Then you can tell her have a good laugh and set up plans for later.
exactly what I was thinking when i read that...

she remembered btw, im 100% positive about that, she just didnt want things to be awkward at work...
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:55 AM   #74
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You don't deserve to have sex with any of those girls
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:37 AM   #75
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You don't deserve to have sex with any of those girls
The way he has handled it so far I don't think he will.
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