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Old 07-28-2010, 10:28 AM   #26
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

try the naked guy. post results
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:29 AM   #27
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try the naked guy. post results
uhm..i meant:

1) invite her over to your place
2) try the naked man
3) ???
4) PROFIT
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:13 PM   #28
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how bout try texting some funny/interesting things back to her?
'no it was fun'... what is she meant to read this and think 'hmmm this guy makes me horny'

try flirting?
i am no good at this type of stuff. what do you suggest to txt?

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Where do you work together? And what do you look like? And how old is she? And why don't you try it with her better looking friend?
we workm at a restarant. i am 5'10 w/ brown hair and 22, she is 21.

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anyone who even has just the opportunity to nail a hot chick can die in a ****ing grease fire
are you gay?

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The real Jimmy Chitwood would never hang out with such hussies. Get yourself a wholesome Midwestern gal with child-rearing hips.
i just wanna get dirrrty with this chick, not marry her!
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:15 PM   #29
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

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so when you gonna let me tap that?
-should work fine, if shes interested at all

but this
"but i do not remember much from the night, hope i wasnt too much trouble"
-sounds like she donotwant.jpg

sorry OP

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how would texting her 'when you gonna let me tap that" work?

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pics of op?!?!!?!?
no

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buy yourself a hustler magazine
read the articles and the comics (esp the comics)
???? in the break area at the grocery where you work
profit!!
i use the internet for porn

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Seems like she can most likely smell the desperation on you from what you've posted and has friendzoned you in her mind already. But I would also have to concur with ur theory that this girl is an attention whore/tease rather than a slut. I would try to bang one if her other friendS and ignore her. This works on any girl and if she is an attention whore will be even more plausible. I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.
this is interesting. what if i were to flirt with one of her friends and ignore her? personally, i think that she is the hottest of her friends so i would rather bang her, but qwhat if i make her jealous?

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uhm..i meant:

1) invite her over to your place
2) try the naked man
3) ???
4) PROFIT
plz explain
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:29 PM   #30
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I would try to bang one if her other friendS and ignore her. This works on any girl and if she is an attention whore will be even more plausible. I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.
that is the WORST advice ever. If you do that then we just think you're a w***** whose not really interested in us. <- that is if she's a normal girl and not a hussy.
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:39 PM   #31
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

Maybe ask her out on a date?
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:40 PM   #32
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that is the WORST advice ever. If you do that then we just think you're a w***** whose not really interested in us. <- that is if she's a normal girl and not a hussy.
cannot comprehend that word...

also, op, if ur making a thread about it ur prolly overthinking it and gun cockblock urself. just let it do and ull prolly have a better chance of gettin what u want. also she is def not the hottest of those three girls
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:48 PM   #33
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You sound like such a pleasant person.
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BBV4L IS NOT A PLEASANT PERSON FORUM
BBV4L IS NOT A PLEASANT PERSON FORUM
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:58 PM   #34
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cannot comprehend that word...
wanker ldo
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #35
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cannot comprehend that word...

also, op, if ur making a thread about it ur prolly overthinking it and gun cockblock urself. just let it do and ull prolly have a better chance of gettin what u want. also she is def not the hottest of those three girls
YEAH like you would seriously blow any of them off considering some of the howlers you've made us look at in the past CWhit
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:01 PM   #36
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wait a week or two, she doesn't want to seem like a sloot (even tho she totally is)
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:02 PM   #37
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YEAH like you would seriously blow any of them off considering some of the howlers you've made us look at in the past CWhit
Oh they are all definitely hot, but she just happens to be the least hot and also look like a 14 year old girl.
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:02 PM   #38
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

ummm no u
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:02 PM   #39
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I really want to know if she rememebrs makin out and if i can turn this into some sexy time for myself
She remembers and is going to play it like she doesn't because she was drunk regrets it. Odds are you have little chance here.
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:04 PM   #40
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ummm no u
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:46 PM   #41
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

good god it's sad when a guy has to ask on the interwebz to pick up a girl...

be blunt, don't seem desperate..

ask her over for dinner and a movie ( rent HTTM ).. most girls like comedy..
have wine and chocolate so girl gets all horny
give back rub
sexy time will begin in about 15 mins

**this will not work if you still live with mommy/daddies

I'll also suggest reading "the game" by Nick Strauss... you'll thank me later
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:50 PM   #42
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

the obvious answer is that you need to get really drunk with her again, pull a swim move on the that **** block youre talkin about, bang her and hope she forgets.

wash, rinse and repeat

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Old 07-28-2010, 03:14 PM   #43
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god you have no game, should have just replied saying she was a bit of trouble but u liked it. If she remembers making out she will be into it, if not she is going to ask what happened. Then you can tell her have a good laugh and set up plans for later.
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #44
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

just because you 2 made out doesnt mean she wants to bang or will bang making out with someone is easy
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #45
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

OMG you have no game. Lame texts bra....your getting friendzoned.
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:34 PM   #46
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

How drunk did she appear? You'd be noticeably intoxicated if you're at the point of total memory loss. Odds are she remembers and regrets it. Which means she will do stuff she regrets when drunk so that is something to think about.
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:35 PM   #47
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Re: Help Jimmy get laid

Jimmy Chitwood would really wait til marriage
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:35 PM   #48
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after carefully studying your situation, i have concluded that surprise buttsecks is your best course of action.
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:36 PM   #49
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don't get caught watching the paint dry after runnin the picket fence on her
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:37 PM   #50
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She said she did not remember anything last night, so I am guessing shes just not that into you.
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