hello, i am jimmy and i have been talking to this girl i work with for a while. lets call her amber:





and i flirt with her at work constantly but she has always been a big tease to me. she likes to party, here she is with her friends: (the one in the middle)



the thing is i really wanna bang this girl. i went out with her and her friends to the bars last week and after drinking a ****load i was walking with her outside and we just started making out. i tried to get her to come to my place wiht me, but her friends ran a goood ol fashion cockblock on me and i was denied.

this was last saturday night. i texted her today and said something along the lines of how ya doin? and she texted back "better then yesterday".

i say "hangover, huh?"
she replies "ohhhh yes"
i text "did u get home alright?" - i know, smooth rite?
"yes, but i do not remember much from the night, hope i wasnt too much trouble!!!"
i texted her back "no it was fun"

I really want to know if she rememebrs makin out and if i can turn this into some sexy time for myself



whats my play?

di@gf

$50 should do it

Hit the one on the left, then the one on the right. And only then if you really do not not want to hit the one in the middle, hit the one in the middle.



And by hit I mean

i really need some serious answers. i wanna get dirrrty with this girl and i dont know whagt to do. i gatta go to bed now but ill be back to see whhat you have

i was being serious

how bout try texting some funny/interesting things back to her?
'no it was fun'... what is she meant to read this and think 'hmmm this guy makes me horny'

try flirting?

why the **** wont those pictures load

Where do you work together? And what do you look like? And how old is she? And why don't you try it with her better looking friend?

+1

anyone who even has just the opportunity to nail a hot chick can die in a ****ing grease fire

You sound like such a pleasant person.

thank you!

paging Makin Maneys

The real Jimmy Chitwood would never hang out with such hussies. Get yourself a wholesome Midwestern gal with child-rearing hips.

yeah someone you can really delegate to the kitchen and put in their place!

wiat is delegate the right word for that?

I think you meant "shove into the kitchen".

it makes me a god damn turkey sammich or else it gets the fist again

so when you gonna let me tap that?
-should work fine, if shes interested at all

but this
"but i do not remember much from the night, hope i wasnt too much trouble"
-sounds like she donotwant.jpg

sorry OP

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pics of op?!?!!?!?

buy yourself a hustler magazine
read the articles and the comics (esp the comics)
???? in the break area at the grocery where you work
profit!!

Seems like she can most likely smell the desperation on you from what you've posted and has friendzoned you in her mind already. But I would also have to concur with ur theory that this girl is an attention whore/tease rather than a slut. I would try to bang one if her other friendS and ignore her. This works on any girl and if she is an attention whore will be even more plausible. I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.

Where the **** is Makin Manies?

LirvA, maybe you should get a hooker today