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why talk smack?, at least he didn't make up a lame story and just grab pics of a dirty sloot that is all over the internet

(nsfw)
**note the same floor

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=596...1702049&page=0

http://imagefap.com/image.php?id=110...1702049&page=0

also what satisifaction do you get from making up a story about maybe getting to bang a girl that is not even real (to you that is)?

You know I thought the same exact thing when I first saw the op, but I was too lazy to find the pics, I just remember seeing the set...lol prob on imagefap too.

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07-29-2010 , 12:04 PM

#77

durango155

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Originally Posted by ninjafoo

wow, all those girls in those links look like they are high school

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07-29-2010 , 01:47 PM

#78

ninersrule

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thats the point

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07-29-2010 , 03:45 PM

#79

Jimmy Chitwood

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

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Originally Posted by CWhit55

WOAH! You made the same exact same jokes as everyone else... I get laid kid, I am a step ahead of you.

i made those jokes because they were the obvious ones to make, you bang hefers and men, if thats how what you have to do to get laid, good luck to ya pal.

i get laid, i am just looking for some advice on how to bang this specific girl. she is teasing the **** outta me, so i gotta see if theres some good advice on this forum. also, there is no way that a ******ed looking justin beiber impersonator is a step ahead of anyone

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Originally Posted by ninjafoo

I dont know what this is but the pics i put up are 100% of a real girl that i am trying to bang

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Originally Posted by Zaid_Ahmed

You don't deserve to have sex with any of those girls

**** OFF

anyways, i sent her the 'when you gonna let me tap that' text message, she sent back 'when do you have time? lol'
i sent her back 'whenever you wanna, come by my place tonight'
she sent 'i cant tonight, but if you wanna hang out, lets do it tomorrow'

this was all last night and she is coming to my place tonight, i will let you know when i ship it

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07-29-2010 , 03:49 PM

#80

SatanBunny

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 253

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Originally Posted by LirvA

it makes me a god damn turkey sammich or else it gets the fist again

hahaha... (Y)

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um, good luck

Last edited by SatanBunny; 07-29-2010 at 03:57 PM.

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07-29-2010 , 04:22 PM

#81

Scruffs Mcguff

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

i bet she cant tonight because she is banging other dudes sorry jimmy

Last edited by Scruffs Mcguff; 07-29-2010 at 04:44 PM.

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07-29-2010 , 04:28 PM

#82

Jimmy Chitwood

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

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Originally Posted by Scruffs Mcguff

she cant tonight because she is banging other dudes sorry jimmy

it doesnt matter as long as jimmy gets laid tonight

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07-29-2010 , 04:37 PM

#83

Scruffs Mcguff

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

i bet she cant tonight.

spittin game fail.

Last edited by Scruffs Mcguff; 07-29-2010 at 04:44 PM.

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07-29-2010 , 04:42 PM

#84

Jimmy Chitwood

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Chitwood

anyways, i sent her the 'when you gonna let me tap that' text message, she sent back 'when do you have time? lol'
i sent her back 'whenever you wanna, come by my place tonight'
she sent 'i cant tonight, but if you wanna hang out, lets do it tomorrow'

this was all last night and she is coming to my place tonight, i will let you know when i ship it

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Originally Posted by Scruffs Mcguff

she said she cant tonight.

reading comp fail.

whos fail is it?

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07-29-2010 , 04:44 PM

#85

Scruffs Mcguff

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

wat?

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07-29-2010 , 04:49 PM

#86

Jimmy Chitwood

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

nice edit, after i pointed out your fail to you. jimmy is going to leave now and will be abck after he bangs this chick

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07-29-2010 , 04:52 PM

#87

Scruffs Mcguff

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

sorry didnt read your fake story about your fake girl closely enough.

carry on, good luck tonight jimmy.

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07-29-2010 , 06:28 PM

#88

Nuguy

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I started reading and was like ok this couldve happened but then it got to this bit and now im like ok im pretty sure this didnt happen

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07-29-2010 , 06:31 PM

#89

Francis M.H.

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jimmy is very defensive

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07-29-2010 , 06:36 PM

#90

the handsum worker

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this looks like a good spot to try and get it in

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07-29-2010 , 07:54 PM

#91

Krayzcootr

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Originally Posted by fackers

Dont hit her up for a few days. Hard to get is the optimal way to pull girls like this. She will get worried why you arent talking to her and in a few days you should get a text from her. And im 100% sure she knows you guys made out i mean how smashed could she of been.. the fact that she made out with you drunk or sober is a good sign that she wants your D piece. I think you should hang out with her one more night with her friends and dont try to bang her (unless shes compeltely on the jock and all over you). Just do the normal flirty stuff and after a few drinks go for another makeout sesh and probably leave it at that.. dont try to look desperate that all u want is the poon. Then sometime on a WEEKDAY ask her to go out alone. A casual bar should do the trick. If she agrees to go out with you then you and her both know shes getting railed that night. Have a few drinks then ask her if she wants to watch a movie at your house. Stop at the liquor store grab some popcorn, candy and cheap champagne(its called Andre) she will think your cute for getting champagne and not some hard liquor even tho that champage drops panties hardcore.. then your good to go. GOODLUCK TO YOU SIR. that plan has never failed me. if you need any advice send me a pm.

I went to SDSU (bunch of hobags who dont want to be viewed as hobags) this is the right +EV play for sure. as this same **** has happened to me several times follow this and u will get laid. no doubt.

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07-29-2010 , 08:02 PM

#92

Jazzy3113

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OP, great pics.

But shes too hot for you.

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07-30-2010 , 12:52 AM

#93

CWhit55

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 522

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Chitwood

[ ] Justin Bieber impersonator

The fat girl was honestly at first to get back at the first girl, and then after that it was just easy bjs whenever I wanted. Honestly, what do you expect from a last resort anyway?

And trust me, if you saw the spanish girl irl you would think she is fine. She's seriously is the worst at taking pics. Based on your posts you would probably kill to sleep with some of the girls I've slept with.

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07-30-2010 , 01:06 AM

#94

Jimmy Chitwood

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

im on to much tilt right now to respond to 12 year old ellen degenerate

jimmy did not bang the chick. she said she was busy and couldnt come over. what now?

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07-30-2010 , 01:42 AM

#95

CWhit55

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 522

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Chitwood

im on to much tilt right now to respond to 12 year old ellen degenerate

jimmy did not bang the chick. she said she was busy and couldnt come over. what now?

Jimmy will not bang the chick.

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07-30-2010 , 01:56 AM

#96

nuisance

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She seems like the kinda girl you can just come straight out and tell her you wanna **** her. Not in those exact words though.

Maybe you should take the aggressive approach with her.