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07-28-2010 , 10:28 AM

#26

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,289

try the naked guy. post results

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07-28-2010 , 10:29 AM

#27

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,289

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Originally Posted by its_just_me

try the naked guy. post results

uhm..i meant:

1) invite her over to your place
2) try the naked man
3) ???
4) PROFIT

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07-28-2010 , 01:13 PM

#28

Jimmy Chitwood

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

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Originally Posted by DrakeWalls

how bout try texting some funny/interesting things back to her?
'no it was fun'... what is she meant to read this and think 'hmmm this guy makes me horny'

try flirting?

i am no good at this type of stuff. what do you suggest to txt?

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Originally Posted by buddyholly

Where do you work together? And what do you look like? And how old is she? And why don't you try it with her better looking friend?

we workm at a restarant. i am 5'10 w/ brown hair and 22, she is 21.

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Originally Posted by LirvA

anyone who even has just the opportunity to nail a hot chick can die in a ****ing grease fire

are you gay?

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett

The real Jimmy Chitwood would never hang out with such hussies. Get yourself a wholesome Midwestern gal with child-rearing hips.

i just wanna get dirrrty with this chick, not marry her!

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07-28-2010 , 01:15 PM

#29

Jimmy Chitwood

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 41

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Originally Posted by BOR

so when you gonna let me tap that?
-should work fine, if shes interested at all

but this
"but i do not remember much from the night, hope i wasnt too much trouble"
-sounds like she donotwant.jpg

sorry OP

[ ] i can quote posts

how would texting her 'when you gonna let me tap that" work?

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Originally Posted by monkiii

pics of op?!?!!?!?

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

buy yourself a hustler magazine
read the articles and the comics (esp the comics)
???? in the break area at the grocery where you work
profit!!

i use the internet for porn

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Originally Posted by mlborder

Seems like she can most likely smell the desperation on you from what you've posted and has friendzoned you in her mind already. But I would also have to concur with ur theory that this girl is an attention whore/tease rather than a slut. I would try to bang one if her other friendS and ignore her. This works on any girl and if she is an attention whore will be even more plausible. I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.

this is interesting. what if i were to flirt with one of her friends and ignore her? personally, i think that she is the hottest of her friends so i would rather bang her, but qwhat if i make her jealous?

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Originally Posted by its_just_me

uhm..i meant:

1) invite her over to your place
2) try the naked man
3) ???
4) PROFIT

plz explain

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07-28-2010 , 01:29 PM

#30

ForestFairy

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,956

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Originally Posted by mlborder

I would try to bang one if her other friendS and ignore her. This works on any girl and if she is an attention whore will be even more plausible. I would also suggest that when you bang her friend do it well, az she will be telling her friend about it.

that is the WORST advice ever. If you do that then we just think you're a w***** whose not really interested in us. <- that is if she's a normal girl and not a hussy.

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07-28-2010 , 01:39 PM

#31

Bluffoon

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,352

Maybe ask her out on a date?

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07-28-2010 , 01:40 PM

#32

CWhit55

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 522

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Originally Posted by ForestFairy

that is the WORST advice ever. If you do that then we just think you're a w***** whose not really interested in us. <- that is if she's a normal girl and not a hussy.

cannot comprehend that word...

also, op, if ur making a thread about it ur prolly overthinking it and gun cockblock urself. just let it do and ull prolly have a better chance of gettin what u want. also she is def not the hottest of those three girls

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07-28-2010 , 01:48 PM

#33

AlainDeloin

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,009

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Originally Posted by squints914

You sound like such a pleasant person.

BBV4L IS NOT A PLEASANT PERSON FORUM
BBV4L IS NOT A PLEASANT PERSON FORUM
BBV4L IS NOT A PLEASANT PERSON FORUM

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07-28-2010 , 01:58 PM

#34

ForestFairy

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,956

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Originally Posted by CWhit55

cannot comprehend that word...

wanker ldo

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07-28-2010 , 01:59 PM

#35

Gazo

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 711

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Originally Posted by CWhit55

cannot comprehend that word...

also, op, if ur making a thread about it ur prolly overthinking it and gun cockblock urself. just let it do and ull prolly have a better chance of gettin what u want. also she is def not the hottest of those three girls

YEAH like you would seriously blow any of them off considering some of the howlers you've made us look at in the past CWhit

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07-28-2010 , 02:01 PM

#36

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

wait a week or two, she doesn't want to seem like a sloot (even tho she totally is)

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07-28-2010 , 02:02 PM

#37

CWhit55

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 522

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Originally Posted by Gazo

YEAH like you would seriously blow any of them off considering some of the howlers you've made us look at in the past CWhit

Oh they are all definitely hot, but she just happens to be the least hot and also look like a 14 year old girl.

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07-28-2010 , 02:02 PM

#38

Stoneflip

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,370

ummm no u

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07-28-2010 , 02:02 PM

#39

Henry17

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27,710

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Chitwood

I really want to know if she rememebrs makin out and if i can turn this into some sexy time for myself

She remembers and is going to play it like she doesn't because she was drunk regrets it. Odds are you have little chance here.

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07-28-2010 , 02:04 PM

#40

Gazo

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 711

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

ummm no u

lol'd. Hard.

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07-28-2010 , 02:46 PM

#41

ryanz5760

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 368

good god it's sad when a guy has to ask on the interwebz to pick up a girl...

be blunt, don't seem desperate..

ask her over for dinner and a movie ( rent HTTM ).. most girls like comedy..
have wine and chocolate so girl gets all horny
give back rub
sexy time will begin in about 15 mins

**this will not work if you still live with mommy/daddies

I'll also suggest reading "the game" by Nick Strauss... you'll thank me later

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07-28-2010 , 02:50 PM

#42

Francis M.H.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

the obvious answer is that you need to get really drunk with her again, pull a swim move on the that **** block youre talkin about, bang her and hope she forgets.

wash, rinse and repeat

GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP HISTORY

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07-28-2010 , 03:14 PM

#43

ninersrule

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,545

god you have no game, should have just replied saying she was a bit of trouble but u liked it. If she remembers making out she will be into it, if not she is going to ask what happened. Then you can tell her have a good laugh and set up plans for later.

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07-28-2010 , 03:20 PM

#44

pmags88

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

just because you 2 made out doesnt mean she wants to bang or will bang making out with someone is easy

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07-28-2010 , 03:20 PM

#45

Mikess2001

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,053

OMG you have no game. Lame texts bra....your getting friendzoned.

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07-28-2010 , 03:34 PM

#46

Bumbaclat

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,909

How drunk did she appear? You'd be noticeably intoxicated if you're at the point of total memory loss. Odds are she remembers and regrets it. Which means she will do stuff she regrets when drunk so that is something to think about.