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10-28-2017 , 05:14 PM

HUMBLE.

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I am now immunized and ready to have unprotected sex.

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10-28-2017 , 05:20 PM

ScreaminAsian

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smart people get immunized, dumb people get the flu and die. happens every year, but the media won't tell you the truth because most of their ad revenues rely on exploiting dumb people by selling them junk they don't need and then harvesting their organs. lol every year

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10-28-2017 , 06:58 PM

zikzak

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What if god wants me to get the flu?

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10-28-2017 , 07:03 PM

King Spew

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God?

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Originally Posted by zikzak

What if god wants me to get the flu?

because you masturbate too much? Probably gunna die.

because you voted for Drumpf? Probably need to die; involving grease and a flame

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10-28-2017 , 07:04 PM

ScreaminAsian

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old testament god making a comeback this year

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10-28-2017 , 08:29 PM

HUMBLE.

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Benefits for flu shot:

1) Prevention of getting sick
2) Stops me from getting sick! (if you don't get sick, then I won't get sick

)
3) Reduces severity of the symptoms.

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10-28-2017 , 09:46 PM

zikzak

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god tho

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10-28-2017 , 10:21 PM

Tuma

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10-28-2017 , 10:36 PM

HUMBLE.

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God will understand.

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10-29-2017 , 04:59 AM

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fidstar-poker

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Cons of getting a flu shot

1) Government mind control
2) Government tracking device inserted
3) God says he wants you to get a cold

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10-29-2017 , 05:57 AM

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Morphismus

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Stop by here for all-around protection: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...ighlight=ebola

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10-29-2017 , 02:36 PM

#12

HUMBLE.

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Pros of getting flu shot

1) Protects from Aids (not confirmed, but highly likely)
2) Free cookie (depending on location)
3) Free cookie (guaranteed)

Last edited by HUMBLE.; 10-29-2017 at 03:05 PM.

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11-02-2017 , 12:18 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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1. I have no aids
2. I have the flu shot
3. Not having aids prevents the flu

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11-02-2017 , 02:32 PM

#14

ScreaminAsian

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not having aids helps

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11-02-2017 , 04:00 PM

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Morphismus

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I haven't had a flu shot in years. Bring it.

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11-02-2017 , 04:30 PM

#16

fidstar-poker

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#ripmorph

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11-02-2017 , 04:52 PM

#17

HUMBLE.

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

I haven't had a flu shot in years. Bring it.

Let's have a little talk in here, Morph...

We have tasty cakes for you waiting.

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11-02-2017 , 05:44 PM

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Morphismus

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I survived the swine flu... well maybe... it was so weak you barely felt sick.

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11-02-2017 , 06:07 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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But if you eventually die did you really survive it?

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11-02-2017 , 06:26 PM

#20

Morphismus

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I say yes

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11-02-2017 , 09:59 PM

#21

HUMBLE.

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Come on, Morph.

Don't you want to be happy baby?

Tastes like cake.

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11-12-2017 , 04:16 PM

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Loki

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

I haven't had a flu shot in years. Bring it.

i never had a flu shot until i was in my 30s

also never had the flu

decided it was time to stop relying on luck

plus target gives you $5 when you get a free flu shot

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11-12-2017 , 04:44 PM

#23

HUMBLE.

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Might be that people around you got the flu shot providing you with indirect immunity.

Herd immunity

Last edited by HUMBLE.; 11-12-2017 at 04:50 PM.

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11-12-2017 , 04:52 PM

#24

Morphismus

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I don't want to become autistic...

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11-12-2017 , 05:01 PM

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HUMBLE.

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Quite the opposite my friend, quite the opposite.

Powers... unimaginable powers...

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