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09-11-2007 , 11:29 PM
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I think I just clogged an artery looking at that pic.

Eff it.....I'd risk a triple bypass just to be able to eat one of those.
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09-11-2007 , 11:32 PM
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have a lemon party LDO
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09-11-2007 , 11:37 PM
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have a bacon party LDO
this is correct
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09-11-2007 , 11:41 PM
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No [censored], bacon is awesome.
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09-11-2007 , 11:46 PM
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actually made me lol.
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09-12-2007 , 12:00 AM
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I think I just clogged an artery looking at that pic.

Eff it.....I'd risk a triple bypass just to be able to eat one of those.
why eat one of them when for double the buns you can have 2 burgers instead that are easier to fit in mouth. idk why you would cram all that in 1 burger
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09-12-2007 , 12:12 AM
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09-12-2007 , 12:22 AM
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I didnt read the post, but next time just step outside when they knock and tell them you do not consent to any searches and they will tell you to keep it down and you so okay and they will leave.
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who cares bacon smells delicious
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09-12-2007 , 01:19 AM
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I'd wear a bacon bikini to the beach, and I'd let the bacon sizzle on my chest and groin until they are crisp enough to be picked up by thongs from my picnic basket with bread, lettuce, and tomato. You can imagine what happens next.
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09-12-2007 , 01:57 AM
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The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty

1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for Bodacious Magazine
4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ

Lesson 1 Complete.
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09-12-2007 , 03:20 AM
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The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty

1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for Bodacious Magazine
4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ

Lesson 1 Complete.
this is quite possibly the stupidest plan i have ever heard

DUCY?
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