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Old 02-16-2009, 11:34 PM   #1
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have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

my friend did it over the weekend. he said he really liked it. im thinking about getting involved in the movement.

that is what she looked like
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:35 PM   #2
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

wat
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:37 PM   #3
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

do manatees count?
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:38 PM   #4
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

manatees count
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:38 PM   #5
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

as long as she's never had a paynis I'd probly do her
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:39 PM   #6
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

I like fat girls. they have low self esteeem so you can get them to run errands for you.
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:41 PM   #7
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

they give really g00d h34d
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:41 PM   #8
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

fat girls are good at filing taxes
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:43 PM   #9
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

you gotta make sure they dont eat your **** when they suck it tho
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:46 PM   #10
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

yeah you gotta make sure that they dont miss any deductions
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:48 PM   #11
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

i like all the slapping noises but once was enough
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:50 PM   #12
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

does it count if I never siihp?

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Old 02-16-2009, 11:52 PM   #13
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:55 PM   #14
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

looooooooool
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:55 PM   #15
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

if you **** only the fatrolls you have to cum in a donut
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:56 PM   #16
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o fenomeno? :wtf:
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:58 PM   #17
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

if you're afraid your friends will find out, just jump out the window and hide
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:58 PM   #18
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sup ****macccc
ive been laying low lately
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:02 AM   #19
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

just need a crease

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTTlpeZyohM
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:03 AM   #20
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yes
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:14 AM   #21
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Re: have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

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this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:18 AM   #22
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why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:22 AM   #23
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lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
lol'd
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:22 AM   #24
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lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
it must be nice to know ya mother is still doing it? you seem proud?
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:36 AM   #25
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