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have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale? have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

02-16-2009 , 11:34 PM
my friend did it over the weekend. he said he really liked it. im thinking about getting involved in the movement.

that is what she looked like
02-16-2009 , 11:37 PM
do manatees count?
02-16-2009 , 11:38 PM
manatees count
02-16-2009 , 11:38 PM
as long as she's never had a paynis I'd probly do her
02-16-2009 , 11:39 PM
I like fat girls. they have low self esteeem so you can get them to run errands for you.
02-16-2009 , 11:41 PM
they give really g00d h34d
02-16-2009 , 11:41 PM
fat girls are good at filing taxes
02-16-2009 , 11:43 PM
you gotta make sure they dont eat your **** when they suck it tho
02-16-2009 , 11:46 PM
yeah you gotta make sure that they dont miss any deductions
02-16-2009 , 11:48 PM
i like all the slapping noises but once was enough
02-16-2009 , 11:50 PM
does it count if I never siihp?

Spoiler:
****ed teh **** out of her fat rolls, though
02-16-2009 , 11:52 PM
this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
02-16-2009 , 11:55 PM
looooooooool
02-16-2009 , 11:55 PM
if you **** only the fatrolls you have to cum in a donut
02-16-2009 , 11:56 PM
o fenomeno? :wtf:
02-16-2009 , 11:58 PM
if you're afraid your friends will find out, just jump out the window and hide
02-16-2009 , 11:58 PM
sup ****macccc
ive been laying low lately
02-17-2009 , 12:02 AM
02-17-2009 , 12:03 AM
02-17-2009 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?
this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
02-17-2009 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?
why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
02-17-2009 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
lol'd
02-17-2009 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
it must be nice to know ya mother is still doing it? you seem proud?

      
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