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have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale? have you ever mated with a beached sea lion or whale?

02-16-2009 , 11:34 PM
my friend did it over the weekend. he said he really liked it. im thinking about getting involved in the movement.

that is what she looked like
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02-16-2009 , 11:35 PM
wat
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02-16-2009 , 11:37 PM
do manatees count?
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02-16-2009 , 11:38 PM
manatees count
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02-16-2009 , 11:38 PM
as long as she's never had a paynis I'd probly do her
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02-16-2009 , 11:39 PM
I like fat girls. they have low self esteeem so you can get them to run errands for you.
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02-16-2009 , 11:41 PM
they give really g00d h34d
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02-16-2009 , 11:41 PM
fat girls are good at filing taxes
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02-16-2009 , 11:43 PM
you gotta make sure they dont eat your **** when they suck it tho
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02-16-2009 , 11:46 PM
yeah you gotta make sure that they dont miss any deductions
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02-16-2009 , 11:48 PM
i like all the slapping noises but once was enough
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02-16-2009 , 11:50 PM
does it count if I never siihp?

Spoiler:
****ed teh **** out of her fat rolls, though
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02-16-2009 , 11:52 PM
this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
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02-16-2009 , 11:55 PM
looooooooool
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02-16-2009 , 11:55 PM
if you **** only the fatrolls you have to cum in a donut
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02-16-2009 , 11:56 PM
o fenomeno? :wtf:
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02-16-2009 , 11:58 PM
if you're afraid your friends will find out, just jump out the window and hide
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02-16-2009 , 11:58 PM
sup ****macccc
ive been laying low lately
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02-17-2009 , 12:02 AM
02-17-2009 , 12:03 AM
yes
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02-17-2009 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren
this large lady once told me that she cant sex her fat boyfriend because his penis isnt large enough to reach past both of their fat rolls and into her vagina. so he just rubs it in the crack.
why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
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02-17-2009 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
why any mother would want to discuss this with their child is beyond me
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
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02-17-2009 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
lol'd
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02-17-2009 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by phillipemoren
lol good one. fortunately my mother is dating a black guy so she doesnt have this problem.
it must be nice to know ya mother is still doing it? you seem proud?
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02-17-2009 , 12:36 AM
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