Give me a BBV for working the 9 to 5 - BBV4Life -- Two Plus Two Poker Forums

Next year I'll be returning to a 9-5 job after 6+ years.

Give me a BBV of a 9-5 in general, or yours in particular.

Brag - Building stuff
Beat - It's watching other people build stuff
Variance - Back doesn't get sore

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10-05-2018 , 04:20 PM

DIGITALFOX

temp-banned

Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 49

A lot of times they don't even understand it's a trap,

I Wish You All the Best fidstar-poker . . .

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10-05-2018 , 05:40 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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10-06-2018 , 04:46 AM

RalphWaldoEmerson

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,955

brag - "im a working man"
beat - is a working man
variance - coworkers

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10-06-2018 , 09:15 AM

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I'm still waiting for my bridge.

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10-06-2018 , 11:09 PM

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,390

Brag: Beat
Beat: Variance
Variance:

Spoiler:

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10-07-2018 , 10:46 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by Tuma

Brag: Beat
Beat: Variance
Variance:

Spoiler:

I don't like this aggressive workplace. Where's HR?

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10-07-2018 , 11:06 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Message from HR:

GO **** YOURSELF

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10-07-2018 , 11:14 AM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Brag - Researching stuff
Beat - Back does get sore
Variance - height-adjustable desk

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10-07-2018 , 07:32 PM

#10

BarrattG10102

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 63

Brag- I play poker.
Beat- I play backed.
Variance- Never had a huge win.

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10-08-2018 , 08:29 AM

#11

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

wtf is this thread?

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10-09-2018 , 10:00 PM

#12

wowsooooted

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,077

Brag - I can haz monies
Beat - 9 -5
Variance - casino

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10-12-2018 , 05:49 AM

#13

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

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Originally Posted by FranFran

wtf is this thread?

yeah. i thought the same thing

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10-12-2018 , 11:38 AM

#14

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

yeah. i thought the same thing

How's the job hunt going Luke?

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10-12-2018 , 01:14 PM

#15

DIGITALFOX

temp-banned

Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 49

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10-12-2018 , 01:22 PM

#16

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Every day is a good day.

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10-13-2018 , 12:19 PM

#17

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,390

Brag: helping the world we live in
Beat: going outside
Variance: how is bbv not big black vagina?

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10-16-2018 , 07:07 PM

#18

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Brag: Numbers increase in my bank account
Beat: I have to do things for those numbers to increase
Variance: I am a slave to the system but I couldn't make coffee without it

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10-16-2018 , 09:27 PM

#19

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Brag: Had 7 years off
Beat: My last 3 bosses have since retired and I've got no chance of getting a reference
Variance: Still got a better chance of finding a job than Luke.

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10-22-2018 , 07:22 PM

#20

riitaoja

adept

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 793

Brag: Not unemployed
Beat: Employed
Variance: Salary may be nice

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10-22-2018 , 07:24 PM

#21

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Brag: I'm actually looking forward to working again.
Beat: My last 3 bosses have retired since I left, so getting a reference is almost impossible.
Variance: I wonder if having a reference from 2+2 will help?

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10-22-2018 , 10:07 PM

#22

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Brag: Intern
Beat: Intern
Variance: Quality Assurance hates me

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10-22-2018 , 11:59 PM

#23

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,390

Brag - Here comes the sun!
Beat - In through the window...
Variance - It's Saturday.

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10-23-2018 , 11:26 PM

#24

billyf111

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 308

Brag - $$
Beat - more like 7 to 5
Variance - free coffee and donuts

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10-31-2018 , 08:29 AM

#25

I_C_YA_KARDZ

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 276

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