Girls with hot bodies+ugly faces / ugly bodies+hot faces - Page 4

Seriously needed more love. I just spat coffee over my keyboard. I remember watching her play tennis and her tiny shirt was soaked with sweat and her nipples were rock hard. The announcers even made jokes about it being "cold." Then you would look at her face and feel a piece of yourself would die.

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05-15-2008 , 09:16 PM

#77

TheJubilantMale

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popeye,

you win the ugly/ugly award

srs she has the worst boob job known to mankind. and also the worst cleavage ever.

NSFW link to mspaint of tori's boobs
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8117/toriiz0.jpg

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05-15-2008 , 11:02 PM

#78

canis582

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Is this the new leader in the club house?

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05-15-2008 , 11:11 PM

#79

dlk9s

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Originally Posted by pokerbobo

Catherine Zeta Jones

wat

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05-16-2008 , 12:36 AM

#80

ectomorfo

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05-16-2008 , 01:11 AM

#81

Midlife Crisis

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Originally Posted by canis582

Is this the new leader in the club house?

that kid musta got beat up a lot when he was younger.

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05-16-2008 , 01:13 AM

#82

tdarko

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Originally Posted by Iroquois

Jelena Jankovic [tennis player]...

She has a five-head.

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05-16-2008 , 01:28 AM

#83

Elliterate

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Originally Posted by ectomorfo

Imagine if Berry Greenstein had a body like that! There'd be no stopping how far he could go in the poker world. Brains and seduction power.

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05-16-2008 , 01:32 AM

#84

illeagle

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Originally Posted by Supp Bro

Exhibits A-through-E, your honor:

And, for my closing argument:

The plaintiff rests, your honor.

I would drink her pee pee drenched britches.

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05-16-2008 , 02:22 AM

#85

UATrewqaz

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The funny thing is, I attempted to edit my post and add a picture of Fergie to get the ball rolling before anyone had even replied and I guess I didnt' commit the edit or something.

She's like the dictionary definition of a butterface.

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05-16-2008 , 05:47 AM

#86

xBornToLosex

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Originally Posted by Supp Bro

Exhibits A-through-E, your honor:

And, for my closing argument:

The plaintiff rests, your honor.

Oh my god she used to be hot a few years ago, atleast I think so.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD IT'S CRAZY

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05-16-2008 , 07:24 AM

#87

iamonething

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fergie is ugly imo ... (her face) i never liked it ...

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05-16-2008 , 07:41 AM

#88

DaycareInferno

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i dunno wuts goin on here but im pretty sure nobody beats versace

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05-16-2008 , 09:18 AM

#89

CnC

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it's Amy Poehler

I think Amy is a looker ... but this did make me laugh

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05-17-2008 , 04:44 PM

#90

Davino

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Versace is ugggggly

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05-17-2008 , 05:13 PM

#91

yeotaJMU

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i like kathy griffon but goddamn i did not know her body is that fine that lez workout chick did her good

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05-17-2008 , 05:18 PM

#92

Hatliz

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Jelena Jankoivc doppelganger:
Henry:

or Gordon:

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05-17-2008 , 05:24 PM

#93

Hatliz

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Originally Posted by popeye18

Tori spelling. What do i win?

Wrong, this is uggo+uggo(+moran).

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05-17-2008 , 05:45 PM

#94

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05-17-2008 , 06:18 PM

#95

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05-17-2008 , 06:36 PM

#96

mega

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ok for the people out there that can't seem to understand this thread, I give you this!

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05-17-2008 , 06:52 PM

#97

Andiell

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Originally Posted by RikkiDee

If you genuinely think this girl has either an ugly face or an ugly body, then you sir are officially a h0mo.

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05-17-2008 , 07:52 PM

#98

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Originally Posted by Andiell

If you genuinely think this girl has either an ugly face or an ugly body, then you sir are officially a h0mo.

Middle one has ugly face. hard to tell if the last one is one of the first two again.. but whomever is in that second pic can stop a train with their face.

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05-17-2008 , 08:42 PM

#99

vhawk01

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Originally Posted by popeye18

I agree. I would much rather be with a girl with a 4 for a body and an 8 for a face than a girl with a 8 for a body and a 4 for a face. Kna mean?

The best part about girls is that they think this is romantic and if you switch it around they think you are a pig. Which is really just because every woman is a lazy fatass inside and wants to be outside as well.