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Old 11-15-2009, 11:40 PM   #76
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Re: ghey sex happening in my house right now! OMG

I don't get it. You're complaining about having a gay roommate (which you knew beforehand)?
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:56 PM   #77
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negative, i signed a one-year lease. also he is a great roommate.

Is that a great room mate with benefits?
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:01 AM   #78
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I had no idea gay guys were that loud when they had sex
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:05 AM   #79
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Does having a gay roommate make you appear urbane and progressive or do chicks just think that you like to butt**** dudes? I'm sure a color coordinated bathroom is better than the usual bachelor urine soaked pube nest.
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:02 AM   #80
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u have a gay roommate ... i dont know whethter to laugh at you or feel sad for you
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:03 AM   #81
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:05 AM   #82
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u have a gay roommate by choice... i dont know whethter to laugh at you or feel sad for you
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:08 AM   #83
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:31 AM   #84
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I'm not scared of gay men. I'm scared of their penises.
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:38 AM   #85
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so what did u do after u busted a nut listening to them pound each other caveman style
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:59 AM   #86
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:09 PM   #87
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so what did u do after u busted a nut listening to them pound each other caveman style
Busted a nut? What do you mean? I didn't eat any nuts that morning (or entire day), don't usually eat them for breakfast.

After my roommate left, I decided to pray for his soul. I'm undecided if I'm going to call the police or try to do something else dramatic. I believe in Christ's power of redemption, but hearing all those grunts was scarring. Can Jesus save someone so dedicated to a life of sin?
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:38 PM   #88
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I have a gay roomate too. My approach to the situation is to wait by their bed with a hot, moist towel to catch the ropes when its explosion time.
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:47 PM   #89
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Busted a nut? What do you mean? I didn't eat any nuts that morning (or entire day), don't usually eat them for breakfast.

After my roommate left, I decided to pray for his soul. I'm undecided if I'm going to call the police or try to do something else dramatic. I believe in Christ's power of redemption,
aww, ffs, go find another place 2 live, dipstick.
but hearing all those grunts was scarring. Can Jesus save someone so dedicated to a life of sin?
either this is a level,
or you're in the wrong forum.

It's sad, really.
The US is fighting a war to keep religious fanatics from terrorizing the western world [allegedly ], yet they let raptor jeezus folks like you run loose all over America.
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:54 PM   #90
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I have a gay roomate too. My approach to the situation is to wait by their bed with a hot, moist towel to catch the ropes when its explosion time.
This seems counter to my beliefs as a Christian. Yet I am strangely intrigued. Please say more.
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:23 PM   #91
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This seems counter to my beliefs as a Christian. Yet I am strangely intrigued. Please say more.
Pretty self explanatory. Good Christian ethos dictate lending a helping hand, amirite?
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:38 PM   #92
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Pretty self explanatory. Good Christian ethos dictate lending a helping hand, amirite?
I just checked my bible. It says love thy neighbor. Unless they are a homosexual.
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:39 PM   #93
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Sick brag.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:08 PM   #94
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Is this your roomate?

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Old 11-16-2009, 05:23 PM   #95
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Kolo, tell me when you need my wet towel service.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:29 PM   #96
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nobody will sex me so probably not for a while
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:30 PM   #97
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what's my play:

1. can't beat 'em, join 'em
2. leave the house to get breakfast
3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.
4. others???
4. Quit being a homophobic douchebag, u chose to live with a gay dude, deal with it.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:33 PM   #98
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u have a gay roommate ... i dont know whethter to laugh at you or feel sad for you

you are banned ... i dont know whethter to laugh at you or feel sad for you
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:33 PM   #99
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:36 PM   #100
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nobody will sex me so probably not for a while
Wanna suck my dick?
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