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Old 11-15-2009, 02:20 PM   #26
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video tape it and put it on youtube ldo.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:23 PM   #27
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did you know he had teh ghey before you moved in with him? are you afraid of catching teh gay? have you already caught it?
1. I did know before I moved in with him. He dated a friend of mine in college.

2. I read some stuff on the internet and I am pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Still, as a precaution, I have been eating raw steak.

3. Had sex with a female two days ago. But can you ever really be sure? I am doing a lot of soul searching, obviously.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:30 PM   #28
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3. Had sex with a female two days ago. But can you ever really be sure? I am doing a lot of soul searching, obviously.
Unfortunately or fortunately, hetero males do know. So this likely means you are gay and just have been surpressing it. Hetero males find nothing attractive about two guys getting it on, so they/we are sure.

Free yourself in the knowledge to know that it was kismet and you were meant to have a gay roommate to help you come out yourself.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:32 PM   #29
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Get over it. Newsflash - everyone has sex.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:33 PM   #30
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die out
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having fun back there in the 90s, waxen?
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:33 PM   #31
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Get over it. Newsflash - everyone has sex.

Not everyone.

Last edited by markksman; 11-15-2009 at 02:34 PM. Reason: not me :(
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:37 PM   #32
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:40 PM   #33
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Leave and go get breakfast.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:45 PM   #34
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are they both making sounds like they are moving heavy furniture?
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:57 PM   #35
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are they both making sounds like they are moving heavy furniture?
no it's way gheyer than that
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:58 PM   #36
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Leave and go get breakfast.
i turned football up really loud. also considering "casually" leaving some straight porn (or just lesbos?? no dudes??) up on my computer so when they come downstairs they can see i'm NOT interested
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:02 PM   #37
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:03 PM   #38
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:04 PM   #39
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ok they just left. whew.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:06 PM   #40
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They will be back. Refractory period imo.

Also you putting up signs means you are playing hard to get. Likely rape when they come back from their lunch.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:10 PM   #41
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:13 PM   #42
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i don't get rectum ramblers who only pitch
i enjoy analingus so much from girls that if i found men attractive and had the option to get a nice hard love truncheon up in my guts i'd jump at the chance
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:15 PM   #43
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i don't get rectum ramblers who only pitch
i enjoy analingus so much from girls that if i found men attractive and had the option to get a nice hard love truncheon up in my guts i'd jump at the chance
i am going to print this out and hang it on our refrigerator.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:17 PM   #44
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3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.

lol omg this!
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:24 PM   #45
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i don't get rectum ramblers who only pitch
i enjoy analingus so much from girls that if i found men attractive and had the option to get a nice hard love truncheon up in my guts i'd jump at the chance
Came.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:35 PM   #46
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Diebitter should be in every red, right gd?
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:40 PM   #47
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ok they just left. whew.
So do you feel even more alone now?
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:42 PM   #48
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So do you feel even more alone now?
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:46 PM   #49
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go buy a ShamWow and clean up after them!
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:13 PM   #50
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is your roomate hot? pics or gtfo
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