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11-26-2007 , 10:33 PM

blutarski

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I was getting my lunch at some upscale take out place and I saw her behind the cash register.

She was built like a Lane Bryant model...thick, but curvy and not fat. Perfect, large breasts, under a toffee skinned, smiling face. No older than 22-23, with an italian accent. Innocent and niave.

I am not ashamed to say I fell in love, my friends. I wanted to kiss that mouth, put my hands on her hips and pull her close to me. The thought of some joker having her drives me crazy.

My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

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11-26-2007 , 10:35 PM

runningmarvel

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,677

first. reading it now.

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11-26-2007 , 10:36 PM

runningmarvel

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My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

so you're telling us you have a boyfriend already, or what?

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11-26-2007 , 10:36 PM

DblBarrelJ

2+2 Resident Enforcer

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,857

[x] Pack your bags hunny, we're moving to Utah!

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11-26-2007 , 10:36 PM

runningmarvel

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also pics or it didn't happen

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11-26-2007 , 10:37 PM

blutarski

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she had that sexy confidence that only a zoftic girl can pull off.

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11-26-2007 , 10:37 PM

Himself

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haven't read op. so it's a dude right?

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11-26-2007 , 10:38 PM

runningmarvel

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haven't read op. so it's a dude right?

that what I think and what blutarski is trying to conceal

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11-26-2007 , 10:42 PM

DocForbin

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,234

wait, I thought you were gay?

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11-26-2007 , 10:48 PM

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Kimbell175113

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zoftic

[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

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11-26-2007 , 10:49 PM

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Mayo

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11-26-2007 , 10:49 PM

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React1oN

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No vids please so I don't fall in love too.

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11-26-2007 , 10:51 PM

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Conspire

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My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

Tell your wife about this and let bbv4life know what she says. Of course a better idea is just to ask her if shes interested in a threesome with a younger girl.

Conspire

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11-26-2007 , 11:15 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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ah the sexy confidence of a zoftic girl

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11-26-2007 , 11:20 PM

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Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Ask if you can get an imprint of her genitalia and order one of them silicone models

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11-26-2007 , 11:20 PM

#16

inside??

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,739

Was she a vampire?

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11-26-2007 , 11:42 PM

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Carolina Pirate

grinder

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pics or it didn't happen

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11-27-2007 , 01:06 AM

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Mayo

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it didn't happen

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11-27-2007 , 01:40 AM

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Doc T River

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zoftic

[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

The word is zaftig.

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11-27-2007 , 01:46 AM

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Kimbell175113

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,535

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zoftic

[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

The word is zaftig.

I know, but it's meaner if you don't say it, imo.

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11-27-2007 , 01:57 AM

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fartman77

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 479

lose the comma in the title and you might be on to something.

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11-27-2007 , 06:34 AM

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its_just_me

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No older than 22-23, ... Innocent and niave.

23 and innnocent? its a tarp

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11-27-2007 , 06:36 AM

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rubbrband

Carpal \'Tunnel

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What r the lines on blut sexing her? I wanna wager.

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11-27-2007 , 06:44 AM

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its_just_me

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What r the lines on blut sexing her? I wanna wager.

lets just say, if id be you i wouldnt bet any money on him sexing that gyal

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11-27-2007 , 09:38 AM

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BooNaNy

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I was getting my lunch at some upscale take out place and I saw her behind the cash register.

When did Mickey D's become upscaled?

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