if you missed out on my last free money proposition (Magnus Carlsen -300 vs Caruana....i made gold rain down from the sky), don't sweat it. there will be more in the future -- which happens to coincide with today!
these are killer story synopsises (did i spell that right??) that may be adapted into ultra free money assembly lines.
don't let your eyes stray too far down this post unless you are in the market for some free money.
The Cloud Surgeon
Spoiler:
easiest curation of free money possibly ever, has a present value greater than one billion dollars. literally literary arbitrage, straight to the bank.
In our dystopian present, there is almost nothing more certain than the lack of care for people with mental health problems...
Mental Illness = Big Money $$$$$
"Man gets experimental medical procedure to treat his psychosis...in the form of a computer chip implanted in his brain. All goes well until he learns how to manipulate the weather using his mind."
If you suck at creating things, have the entire story written by a bored kid stuck in a mental hospital. But not actually, cuz the story would end up sucking. The cigarette man from The X-Files would be the kid's spirit animal.
If you don't s.a.c.t., the story writes itself and you end up an infinity millionaire. congratulations, munchball.
God Save The King (what Christopher Nolan intended to do)
Spoiler:
If you watched INCEPTION thinking it was anything but an attempt to revise history for Bobby Fischer (no, his dad was not proud of him, nor ever will be), or if you caught Pawn Sacrifice and was starstruck by Tobey McGuire, at least you're half on track.
Bobby Fischer is worth billions. Duh, everyone knows this.
God Save The King puts Fischer in his proper place - Third Base on a baseball team in heaven. The film chronicles Fischer's rookie season in what Tarantino would describe as "detail-oriented."
With a cast of zany historical figures-- from a GM that is an autistic savant who spends most of his time playing video game baseball, to Richard Feynman stealing signs, Female angels striking out on purpose to teach Fischer about using his P's and Q's, and a comic genius manager....
9.11 - America's Day
Who sits alone with Fischer on the bench during a long winded God Bless America. The manager pulls out two american flag toothpics and sarcastically offers one to Fischer, who is OBVIOUSLY and NOT IRONICALLY UNAMUSED, declines the offer. The manager inserts both picks between his teeth and Bobby groans and kicks a little bit of dirt.
I wrote most of the scenes to this during a hot shower a few months ago. Parlaying this movie with a children's book series: The Fantastic Bobby Fischer and The Adventures of Bobby Fischer, to NOT SCREW THIS UP (good luck, you'll need it) would be worth more than Harry Potter.
I have trillion$ of dollars to earn, can't be bothered with this silly stuff ^.
tuma i had an idea the other day for a movie about sexy twins and at the end the big surprise of the movie is that they were twins the whole time. it's called Twins Two and actually it's about 2 pairs of sexy twins and they're friends and they party and make out with each other and flash their boobs to guys for fun, but they don't know about each other until they find out and it's a big thriller, it's a thriller movie.
i'll be honest, i didn't think of it the other day it was just very recently, but it'll be pauline tantot and renee herbert as friends and then in parallel mathilde tantot and elisha herbert are also friends and they party and get naked and it's a mystery thriller the likes of which you've never seen