what did he post? was he flirting with me?

Who wouldn't? You're a good looking guy.

Goddamn diebitter, you're pretty good at this!

I bet you're used to being a flirt...with that grin, that cool jacket and all...

That's nice of you to say. Hey, you're not so bad yourself.

Say the word, let's make this happen.


Always Be Closing.

Hey apefish, I like that shirt. It brings out your. . . . um...... sexiness?

you have muscles, wanna fk?

I love sucking on banana runts...

You may steer my wheel any day.

...but can I drive my penis into your supple bottom

oh you silver-tongued fukkah, go on then.

It's your birthday.

My wish already came true

I hope you look like your avatar. Either way we can bang.

You're looking good lately. You been working out?

So, do you come here often? I guess you do. I see you have alot of posts. Its nice to meet someone new, I just moved into town.

excuse me.. is my [censored] out ?

Nope, but mine is. Don't just stand there, it ain't gonna suck itself.

Ayyyyy!!! Want to Sit on It?

oh ffs.... i was just thinking what variation of AYYYYYYYY i was gonna post

ah well.... nice belly, want to get naked and rub it together?

Hey there little kitty, want some milk?

Intro:
my baby left me, left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do
and then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
and I said...I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my [censored] mouth
I mean her [censored] mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
my [censored] mouth

Verse
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and han you a [censored]
and tell you that my name is AK
get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin
if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth
I'm all about mouth [censored]
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and [censored] chap sticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth
creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
[censored] it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for
apologin..girlfriend if you.....
swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin
I'm givin bitches permanent beers
put your lips here
and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my [censored] mouth
I said your [censored] mouth
or you can just eat me out
or I can just eat you out
you can eat me out
yeah, whats that all about
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup
its finger lickin good
and Im wishin it would
go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue
In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-[censored]
goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
and you can e a t m e o u t
but put it your my mouth
put it in your mouth
I said your [censored] mouth
I said your [censored] mouth
and you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick
you could eat me out
pussy or dick?
put it in your mouth
people through out the world
I said your [censored] mouth
man it's your pick
put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick
put it in my mouth
pussy or dick?
I said my [censored] mouth
people through out the world
just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick
[censored] mouth
what do you wanna lick
and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick?
in my mouth
people through out the world
put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah
baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick
let me go down
uhh, uhh
people through out the world

The way you rhymed "mouth" with "mouth" makes me so horny.

I want to be inside you.

Unprotected sex with multiple partners