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09-09-2011 , 08:15 AM
If I was a volunteer at the homeless shelter you live in, I'd give you the nicest piece of chicken and some extra dessert.
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09-09-2011 , 08:17 AM
Have you got any English in you? Want some?
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09-09-2011 , 08:19 AM
I'd like to keep u warm for those cold Canadian months(all 10 of them).
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09-09-2011 , 08:36 AM
if i was a patient at ur hospital id give you my tongue depressor
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09-09-2011 , 08:48 AM
why is there chocolate on my finger, or did it come from sticking it up your ass
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09-09-2011 , 09:06 AM
i want to ejaculate on your face
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09-09-2011 , 09:54 AM
are you a shooter or a dribbler?
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09-09-2011 , 10:07 AM
i'd show what the REAL prize for best dad in the world is
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09-09-2011 , 10:36 AM
ok i will call you a whore even though i dont like using that word
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09-09-2011 , 10:43 AM
call me a whore and i'll kick your ass after we're finished
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09-09-2011 , 10:46 AM
So are we gonna **** or what?
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09-09-2011 , 10:54 AM
gentle..
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09-09-2011 , 10:57 AM
HARD......
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09-09-2011 , 10:59 AM
the concrete is so cold, do i have to?
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09-09-2011 , 11:00 AM
Oh yeah, keep using adjectives, I like that... mm, I like that good.
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09-09-2011 , 11:03 AM
Please beat me with your hard Ramen noodle :-}
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09-09-2011 , 11:13 AM
i want to pull pubes out of my scrot and rest them gentley on your tongue while you sleep.
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09-09-2011 , 11:15 AM
Are you playing choke the chicken with me?
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09-09-2011 , 01:06 PM
ill be using the back of your throat to choke my chicken...
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09-09-2011 , 03:43 PM
Insert feather into anus now.
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09-09-2011 , 03:51 PM
You look so much prettier with a shopping bag on your head.
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09-09-2011 , 03:55 PM
im not angrypanda
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09-09-2011 , 05:05 PM
Best icebreaker line I've heard in a good while!
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09-10-2011 , 12:09 AM
better an icebreaker than an anal breaker
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09-10-2011 , 02:49 AM
I have 4.85 inches of man meat that i will insert into your anus.
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