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09-09-2011
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If I was a volunteer at the homeless shelter you live in, I'd give you the nicest piece of chicken and some extra dessert.
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Have you got any English in you? Want some?
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I'd like to keep u warm for those cold Canadian months(all 10 of them).
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if i was a patient at ur hospital id give you my tongue depressor
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why is there chocolate on my finger, or did it come from sticking it up your ass
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i want to ejaculate on your face
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are you a shooter or a dribbler?
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i'd show what the REAL prize for best dad in the world is
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ok i will call you a whore even though i dont like using that word
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call me a whore and i'll kick your ass after we're finished
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So are we gonna **** or what?
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gentle..
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HARD......
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the concrete is so cold, do i have to?
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Oh yeah, keep using adjectives, I like that... mm, I like that
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Please beat me with your hard Ramen noodle :-}
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i want to pull pubes out of my scrot and rest them gentley on your tongue while you sleep.
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Are you playing choke the chicken with me?
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ill be using the back of your throat to choke my chicken...
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Insert feather into anus now.
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You look so much prettier with a shopping bag on your head.
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im not angrypanda
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Best icebreaker line I've heard in a good while!
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better an icebreaker than an anal breaker
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I have 4.85 inches of man meat that i will insert into your anus.
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