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08-02-2007 , 11:16 AM
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get in the van bitches
Are you going to give me a ride?
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08-02-2007 , 11:19 AM
Chump change... your broke huh? Well listen, I have a cushy bank account, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a house in the Hamptons. What do you say to a weekend of pleasure with your man joeblack?
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08-02-2007 , 11:20 AM
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Chump change... your broke huh? Well listen, I have a cushy bank account, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a house in the Hamptons. What do you say to a weekend of pleasure with your man joeblack?
While Chump Change says no...No Fizzle whispers "yes."
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08-02-2007 , 11:23 AM
Hey, I'm having a disagreement about who lies more, men or women, what do you think? I like your top it's pretty bold of you to wear something like that. I know you're definitely going to give me your number so why not get it out of the way now?
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08-02-2007 , 11:40 AM
Yea, my number.
My number is big and long.
How many digits can you handle at one time?
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08-02-2007 , 11:43 AM
hey try this magic trick, think of a number between 0 and 50 but only use odd numbers and use two different numbers, like 31 would be ok. What number are you thinking of?





Is it 37? Cool, do you think Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan should be in jail? How many children should Anjelina Jolie be allowed to adopt?
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08-02-2007 , 12:03 PM
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON WHEN IT'S TOLD.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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08-02-2007 , 12:06 PM
Did you know your name is an anagram of 'I rub stalk'? That's kinda hot, you think?
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08-02-2007 , 12:09 PM
did anyone ever tell you that you are grotesquely handsome?
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08-02-2007 , 12:30 PM
Nice tie n stuff
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08-02-2007 , 12:56 PM
can i put my mouth on your microphone?
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08-02-2007 , 01:12 PM
You're not as hot as you think you are



(I totally just negged you)
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08-02-2007 , 01:12 PM
i like the way your head bobs
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08-02-2007 , 01:21 PM
So do you have a kung fu grip with that fist?
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08-02-2007 , 01:24 PM
1500baht for tonight?

If you nice maybe I take you on holiday boat trip to Phi Phi Island with me?
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08-02-2007 , 02:46 PM
clown on me baby
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08-02-2007 , 02:47 PM
I'm gonna butter your bread.
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08-02-2007 , 02:58 PM
want some pizza and [censored]?


what u dont like pizza?
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08-02-2007 , 03:10 PM
Wanna play fetch? You get on all fours and I'll throw you my bone.
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08-02-2007 , 03:16 PM
Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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08-02-2007 , 03:26 PM
You have a nice u-shaped smile, but I bet you're still a nice, uh, skull...
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08-02-2007 , 03:42 PM
Steamed is nice, but I prefer my fish raw, baby.
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08-02-2007 , 03:50 PM
yo sloth, i'm no astronaut but i'd love to explore uranus
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08-02-2007 , 03:58 PM
Ohhh sucky sucky 5 dolla 5 dolla.

Me love you long time.
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08-02-2007 , 04:17 PM
baby, i'm going to butter your bread.
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