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04-24-2009 , 08:07 PM

#326

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

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Originally Posted by jacktay

i will hush you while we tap dance in the dark beneath the lime tree

Can I put glow in the dark lingerie on you before you do it.

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04-24-2009 , 08:07 PM

#327

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

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Originally Posted by Bacon

Can I put glow in the dark lingerie on you before you do it.

i will eat u.

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04-24-2009 , 08:08 PM

#328

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

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Originally Posted by Bacon

Can I put glow in the dark lingerie on you before you do it.

hehe you're a silly billy gumdrop

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04-24-2009 , 08:09 PM

#329

Dick Starbuck

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,035

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Originally Posted by jacktay

i will hush you while we tap dance in the dark beneath the lime tree

Can we waltz or slowdance as tap dancing is not my forte. Unless "tap dance" is louisiana slang for "sex". Then its right up my alley.

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04-24-2009 , 08:26 PM

#330

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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Originally Posted by Dick Starbuck

Can we waltz or slowdance as tap dancing is not my forte. Unless "tap dance" is louisiana slang for "sex". Then its right up my alley.

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Originally Posted by Dic Starbuck

I am 28 years of age and i have slept with 27 women.

You have slept with many wimmenz, you want to slept with a man?

Last edited by allinontheturn; 04-24-2009 at 08:27 PM. Reason: I don't like this thread ... makes me sound gos :mad:

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04-24-2009 , 08:29 PM

#331

Dick Starbuck

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,035

Thats some good flirtin right there. It was directed at the lovely miss jacktay, but others posted while i happened to be posting. Screwed it all up. Damn, now i seem gos.

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04-24-2009 , 08:42 PM

#332

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

moar liek Dick LirvA**** amirite

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04-24-2009 , 08:44 PM

#333

The_Forum_Reader

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 92

Hi I'm from Penascola, Spain. 6"2, built like a brick ****house, and have been mistaken for Brad Pitt on numerous occasions. PM for number/house location so you can come and rape me.

Ok, thanks.

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04-25-2009 , 02:08 AM

#334

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,725

sent

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04-25-2009 , 02:35 AM

#335

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

im a horny shy guy

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04-25-2009 , 02:43 AM

#336

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

just flop it on diebitters soft bald avatar

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04-25-2009 , 03:10 AM

#337

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

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04-25-2009 , 03:14 AM

#338

loosekanen

USA#1, Oh Yeah!

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 27,836

If you bring a knife and tell me your name is Locke I'll pay you $5,000

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04-25-2009 , 03:23 AM

#339

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

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Originally Posted by loosekanen

If you bring a knife and tell me your name is Locke I'll pay you $5,000

wait wat? this sounds like somethinhg i could do?

come say hi
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...38/index3.html

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04-25-2009 , 03:26 AM

#340

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

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Originally Posted by alexander7179

wait wat? this sounds like somethinhg i could do?

come say hi
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...38/index3.html

I'll put the mint on your pillow!

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04-25-2009 , 03:31 AM

#341

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

mints? like the ones at olive garden? those are my f'n fav

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04-25-2009 , 04:37 PM

#342

homicidalbrunette

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 802

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Originally Posted by alexander7179

mints? like the ones at olive garden? those are my f'n fav

Flirting is lame. Let's cut out the small talk Alex, and crack open the lube.

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04-25-2009 , 04:44 PM

#343

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

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Originally Posted by homicidalbrunette

Flirting is lame. Let's cut out the small talk Alex, and crack open the lube.

lube is for lovers. ill spit on it and f*** u like the dirty little girl you are.

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04-25-2009 , 04:59 PM

#344

homicidalbrunette

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 802

if f*** is FIST, you have a deal

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04-25-2009 , 05:19 PM

#345

::justin::

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,890

no lube for fisting. all dry baby...

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04-25-2009 , 05:28 PM

#346

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

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Originally Posted by homicidalbrunette

if f*** is FIST, you have a deal

yum

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04-25-2009 , 05:50 PM

#347

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

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Originally Posted by alexander7179

yum

i have no idea who u are. i like the unkown

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04-25-2009 , 05:54 PM

#348

MF Jeff

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 872

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Originally Posted by dangeraw

i have no idea who u are. i like the unkown

Let's get together sometime and discuss colors...we might have the same favorite

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04-25-2009 , 06:02 PM

#349

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

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Originally Posted by MF Jeff

Let's get together sometime and discuss colors...we might have the same favorite

Brunt Orange and green?

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04-25-2009 , 06:04 PM

#350

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

I want to suck on your cochlear implant.

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