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im not donating inless i see in person plus im busto on stars atm. hopefully your not in austin during The wsop Me as i plan on winning a seat into it.

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01-30-2009 , 09:06 PM

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slicktorine

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,649

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

I'm not sure, you're pretty skinny and sexy and all, but your bankroll is pretty much less than mine, and I'm not sure what sort of poker info I could gain from you. I guess I could learn NL. Though, you're craig's list sex list intrigues me somewhat...

I'm glad you're back hough, what did you actually do to get banned?

P.s. Diorette ring ftw.

You may not believe this but I played poker professionally for 3 years. Lived in Vegas, also drove around the country to Biloxi, Atlantic City ect. I could teach you a lot about poker if you really wanted me too.

I think the most important thing I could teach about poker is that in the grand scheme of things, it's meaningless. You live once, and dedicating your live to 52 pieces of paper seems absurd to me. It didn't so when I was your age, but I did some growing up.

I think you should get over with already and say yes.

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01-30-2009 , 09:06 PM

#78

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

I want to attend this wedding...it would go similar to this...

Preacher: Do you Slick, take Joey to be your wife, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Slick: wat

Joey: NO U

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01-30-2009 , 09:07 PM

#79

Biko

Pokercast Pwner

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,568

Preacher: In before brian

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01-30-2009 , 09:07 PM

#80

philnewall

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Joey, we have matching avatars. Please, fuhgeddabout this schmo and come smook.

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01-30-2009 , 09:08 PM

#81

JOEYCLARK

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Originally Posted by philnewall

Just... say... no?

I dunno, philnewall... present your case.

There is another guy on here - with matching avatar as us. What are you saying...

Oh wow Slick, ITT I laughed so hard the boyf had to get involved.

Last edited by JOEYCLARK; 01-30-2009 at 09:15 PM.

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01-30-2009 , 09:15 PM

#82

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

I dunno, philnewall... present your case.

There is another guy on here - with matching avatar as us. What are you saying...

The only avatar you should be matching is mine, put up the gold band.

ONE TIME!

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01-30-2009 , 09:18 PM

#83

k0derkid

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in b4 cockblock

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01-30-2009 , 09:19 PM

#84

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

The only avatar you should be matching is mine, put up the gold band.

ONE TIME!

1 time dealer!!!

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01-30-2009 , 09:22 PM

#85

JOEYCLARK

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This is the one I want. 12,800 euro or something last time I was in the shop drooling over it.

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01-30-2009 , 09:24 PM

#86

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,094

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

Oh wow Slick, ITT I laughed so hard the boyf had to get involved.

Uh oh...

Last edited by Pawntificator; 01-30-2009 at 09:24 PM. Reason: one time Joey!

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01-30-2009 , 09:25 PM

#87

JOEYCLARK

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

2.Low Key agrees to be best man.

What's the significance of this? ¬_¬

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01-30-2009 , 09:25 PM

#88

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

in b4 cockblock

This isn't about sex, it's so much more than that.

You're a gambler, that a lot of miles I have to travel via bicycle, and through a VAST desert to boot. Vegas Odds Makers have the odds something like this.

60% Chance of death
30% Chance of quitting
9% Chance of alien abduction
1% Chance of actually going 7000 miles, planting trees, writing songs, ect....

Just say yes, let this thread reach the epicness it deserves.

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01-30-2009 , 09:26 PM

#89

RkyMtnKoolaid

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 353

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

This is the one I want. 12,800 euro or something last time I was in the shop drooling over it.

I see we're going with "less is more."

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01-30-2009 , 09:27 PM

#90

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

This is the one I want. 12,800 euro or something last time I was in the shop drooling over it.

If I have to eat dog food for a year, you will have that ring (another thread for another time).

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

What's the significance of this? ¬_¬

Low Key is the man, I have a giant man crush on him. If I could pick one person on BBV4L to meet it would be him.

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01-30-2009 , 09:28 PM

#91

cds0699

LOSING

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I'd bet on the 1% if Joey says yes, esp if I am given odds.

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01-30-2009 , 09:29 PM

#92

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by cds0699

I'd bet on the 1% if Joey says yes, esp if I am given odds.

If joey says yes, put me down for 20, I'm good for it.

The tide is high but I'm holding on, I'm gonna be your number 1, I'm not the kinda guy that gives up just like that.

Blondie in the thread.

Last edited by slicktorine; 01-30-2009 at 09:43 PM.

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01-30-2009 , 09:46 PM

#93

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

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Originally Posted by cds0699

I want to attend this wedding...it would go similar to this...

Preacher: Do you Slick, take Joey to be your wife, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Slick: wat

Joey: NO U

so good

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01-30-2009 , 10:02 PM

#94

notcoolzeus

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 720

Hey slick, want me to assassinate Philnewall? Start the bidding 4l.

Plzplzplzplzplz ONE time say yes Joey. This would be sooo epic.

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01-30-2009 , 10:04 PM

#95

Parkman26

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,216

ooh i wanna go to this. Imagine what the reception would be like:
- R34, Em, GD, Giz
- 200 doods
- possible lolcat

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01-30-2009 , 10:08 PM

#96

k0derkid

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god dammit parkman......i saw you were the last one to post so i opened this thread expecting an awesome mspaint or something. now i have to leave feeling so unsatisfied.

but you're right....and r34 has already said she'd love to get gangbanged.....

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01-30-2009 , 10:08 PM

#97

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by notcoolzeus

Hey slick, want me to assassinate Philnewall? Start the bidding 4l.

Plzplzplzplzplz ONE time say yes Joey. This would be sooo epic.

No please don't.

She hasn't said no, and that means she really wants to say yes.

I have to go watch some girl belly dance, but don't worry Joey nothing is going to happen. Not because she doesn't want it to, but because I don't want to give you any reason not to marry me, and I don't want to make this thread any less epic.

Slicktorine vows to remain celibate until his his BBV4L Wedding.

Pics of belly dancer or GTFO.

Sorry I'm drunk and rocking out to James Brown Live At The Apollo.

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE.

(someone post jerry mcguire for me.)

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01-30-2009 , 10:11 PM

#98

cds0699

LOSING

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01-30-2009 , 10:11 PM

#99

Parkman26

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,216

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

I can't draw when im drunk. Friend bought me the biggest size bottle of grey gooze that exists for helping him and all my friends are ghey and wont go out tonight cuz its cold. Drinkin vodka tonics to tha dome aorn. Wish more 4lifers lived in NY. **** me

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01-30-2009 , 10:13 PM

#100

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

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Originally Posted by Parkman26

I can't draw when im drunk. Friend bought me the biggest size bottle of grey gooze that exists for helping him and all my friends are ghey and wont go out tonight cuz its cold. Drinkin vodka tonics to tha dome aorn. Wish more 4lifers lived in NY. **** me

ygos????

j/k

stop with the hijack now, I wanna know where theyre registered

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