Hi Joey Clark! I was wondering if you would marry me. I know I'm not as balla as your current boyfriend, but I feel that what I lack material possessions is more than made up with by the amount of love I have for you in my heart. I realize it's easy to just say something as ridiculous and crazy like that, so I've decided to back it up. To show you my love I am going ride my bicycle across the United States to prove it to you, oh but wait there is more.


Planned Route Of Travel.




In every state that I travel through during my journey of love provation, I am going to plant a tree and water it with my love for you, so that it grows strong and tall. When in Austin Texas I am going to enlist the help of local musicians to help me write you a song, that will no doubt find it's way to the top of the pop charts.



I am then going to bicycle through the desert, and make my way to L.A. . Once in L.A. I am going to get Joey Clark Tattooed on my chest (I don't like tattoo's and currently don't have any), I am then going to go up the California Coast, through Oregon, and into Washington, where I will stop in Seattle to get a cup of coffee and propose to you Via Live Stream over the Internet while wearing an Xavier McDaniel's Jersey.




Under two conditions

1.You Say Yes.
2.Low Key agrees to be best man.
3.BBV4L pays for Wedding. (not a condition but...)


I will thread report the entire trip, I will also stop and meet any BBV4Ler who lives along the way(that is willing to do so), who can confirm my thread reports. I will leave in March, I expect this to take Several months. I will start making preparations if you and Low Key agree.

tl;dr

stop by San Fran and we can have secks

in for $100 on the wedding

Congrats on the pre-engagement

lol

EPIC!!!

Done.


I am serious btw (not about the secks, unless you're a bottom).

get a road bike ldo

Would throw $50 in for the wedding in the .0001% chance this actually happens

also, nebraska takes a long time to bike through...you better make a note of that

id really love to chat but im having a friend for dinner

fyp

If you're really doing this I will give much consideration to joining you when you hit the west coast.

Are you gonna video tape the honey moon so we get to see the good stuff too?

Which map are you using?

in before pre nup and chillins

i know someone whose done this. the biking across the us i mean.

you should still try it slick, even if joeyclark says "no".

but i hope she says yes.

in before shes asks your BR and WR

Joey and slick, sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G

the map of personal experience

in, wb, gl

****, Joey is offline, have to wait for later for her responce/answer

I'll See You In Seattle

That would be great.

The map I posted, it shows my course of travel.

thanks, do me a favor if she says no, post a picture of that guy crying for me.

how are you getting home?

also in for a hundo for the wedding if it goes down

I didn't realize they had moved Nebraska.