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11-16-2008 , 08:02 AM

ukjw

adept

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,058

so last night while grinding some filipino girl finds me on myspace, she gives me her number because her battary is gonna die, i call her we chat she kinda invites herself to hang out today, i asked what she wanted to do she suggested movie at my house, well its 11:30 am here and she just called, she wants to cook me lunch......does she want my jimmy? and should i politely ask her to clean the house? i never know how to deal with foreigners, i always **** it up, whats my line?

oh and she lives like 5 min away

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11-16-2008 , 08:03 AM

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

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Chill baby Im just takin a piss

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11-16-2008 , 08:03 AM

JohnnyFondue

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hand job, wash hands, make sandwhich

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11-16-2008 , 11:03 AM

brocksavage1

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Your line is to get some pics in here right now. BBV4Ls advice ain't free.

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11-16-2008 , 11:05 AM

cero_dinero

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,185

ffs find out how much she costs before you do anything

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11-16-2008 , 11:17 AM

chh

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,059

step 1: link to her myspace.
step 2: ???
step 3: profit.

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11-16-2008 , 11:17 AM

tunaman3000

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,923

Sounds like a no brainer. Make it happen. Also...pics.

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11-16-2008 , 11:42 AM

TeamWalMart

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 545

put your weiner in a hot dog bun and ask her if shes hungry

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11-16-2008 , 11:44 AM

noImagination

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 546

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Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue

make sandwich,hand job, wash hands,

fyp

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11-16-2008 , 11:44 AM

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Toast91185

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,033

is this what happens when you're on my space? random asian women just want to come meet you and sex you? How often is it a dude?

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11-16-2008 , 11:47 AM

#11

doublehawk

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,499

if only we had some sort of pics

Last edited by doublehawk; 11-16-2008 at 11:48 AM. Reason: pics or gtfo

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11-16-2008 , 11:54 AM

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Zacharrrr

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Last edited by doublehawk; Today at 03:48 AM. Reason: pics or gtfo

THIS !!!

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11-16-2008 , 12:02 PM

#13

Droogie

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,303

Pics?

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11-16-2008 , 12:41 PM

#14

74Flyers75

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 505

Are you going to make tacos? You should make tacos. Or at least offer to take her out to lunch at Taco Bell.

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11-16-2008 , 01:14 PM

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nair

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 859

wonder what most people drink at lunch. I guess buy tequila.

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11-16-2008 , 01:19 PM

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leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,245

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Originally Posted by Toast91185

is this what happens when you're on my space? random asian women just want to come meet you and sex you? How often is it a dude?

srsly

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11-16-2008 , 01:21 PM

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Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

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Originally Posted by 74Flyers75

Are you going to make tacos? You should make tacos. Or at least offer to take her out to lunch at Taco Bell.

You'd have to go browse through at least 100 pages to find more idiotic advice than this.

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11-16-2008 , 01:22 PM

#18

nair

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 859

lol less or more

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11-16-2008 , 01:37 PM

#19

dinopoker

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pics or ban imo

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11-16-2008 , 01:40 PM

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ncboiler

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Originally Posted by Toast91185

is this what happens when you're on my space? random asian women just want to come meet you and sex you? How often is it a dude?

I just ordered a pizza. Hopefully some hot sloot will deliver it and will give me a wild sex experience. However I am resigned to the fact that it will be a fat sweaty nasty ass dude. So how does this myspace thing work again?

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11-16-2008 , 01:49 PM

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74Flyers75

banned

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

You'd have to go browse through at least 100 pages to find more idiotic advice than this.

I'm sorry. I apparently missed the memo where BBV4L changed to a serious format. My applogies.

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11-16-2008 , 08:02 PM

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Birthdayflan

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11-16-2008 , 08:04 PM

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leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,245

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Originally Posted by Birthdayflan

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...ts-or-gtfo.png

fail

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11-16-2008 , 08:15 PM

#24

19YearOldVirgin

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 73

why isnt OP not a one week ban for not posting pics?

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11-16-2008 , 08:17 PM

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brocksavage1

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Originally Posted by Birthdayflan

Fack...... I've been gone all day and this is the best we've got?

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