I like how she called out for Modus.

I sense a little ghey when referring to roomate as "boss a**".

I lifetilted at the hyphen in "fourth-meal".

3.5 stars

Just found this thread, lololol gold.

"Leave it in the mailbox"

This cat is stupendous, I know his dre',

Amazing.

modus - great stuff

zomg in

part 4 IMO

somehow this became epic...

Hahaha, 5*

part 4?

but is there a part 4?

solid pt 3, well done Modus.

You're in Oxford, OH correct?

haaaaaaaahahahahahaha

classic part 3. I LOLd hard

part 4 will be up tonight. for reals this time

in after modus

if you say that you put your nutz on the felt at caesars and scooped a 6k pot, I will be very disappointed. please be deadhorsing someone in the next tr.

pretty fly for a white guy.

thinly veiled taco bell advertisement

part 3 is a letdown after part 1 and 2 epicness

4th

Smacking my lips n lickin my fingers I finish off what remains from my cinnamon twists. Hopping over her unconscious body as I head to the bathroom I stop in the kitchen to grab in ice cold Smart Water ($1.59 a bottle clowns). As I kneel before the toilet I stick my index finger into my gag reflex and I start to dry heave for a second, then begin to regurgitate. I can feel my diamond cut abs contract as I release those empty calories and bad carbs from my body into the toilet.

Bulimia, the oldest trick in the book, best way I kno to keep my body fat at a fresh 3.5%. i never have these impurites stay in my body for long, with the taco bell flushing out of my system i can feel my body ridding itself of the toxins contained in all those spicy mexican chalupa burritos. Getting back on my feet I start to power chug my Smart Water when my roommate comes in he asks what we’re gonna do about this chick.

When I re enter my room I’m standing over her completely digusted with the shapelessness of her a**, its miserable. While towering over her I certainly feel like a hunter reigning over his kill. I scream for my roommate to get his digi b/c I got an idea.

I break out my P90x pull up bar and start pumpin up the bi’s. Sick, I need a creatine shake, my veins gotta be swole. I throw off my black Arami Code XI tight fit shirt and check the blood flow, hit a few more chin ups and get in position. As if her unconscious body was the dead carcass of a deer I pull her head up by the ears and can’t help but break out in a wide grin as a have my kill shot. The picture is snapped and my roommate looks on the 11.8 megapixel LCD screen and says, “….something isn’t right.”

I jump up and snatch the camera from his hands in a rage thinking, how there can be out of order in this picture. Hmmmm, nope, got sick veins here and my guns are the s****, got a front shot of the abs, this is gonna be a great facebook default. I throw the camera back at him and say “**** YOU ITS PERFECT.” He looks a bit startled and replies, “but Modus…” and the jokes getting old so I interrupt and scream, “DUDE I LOOKIN F****** GREAT, SHUT UR F********* MOUTH I HATE YOU.”

A few seconds later in his b**** ass mouse-like voice he replies, “her eyes need to be open.” Then it hit me, her eyes sfobv have to be opened lol. I jump over and rip her head up by the ears while holding her eyelids open. The picture is taken and her dead soulless stalker eyes are completely glazed over, not much unlike the donuts I had for breakfast but its cool b/c I threw them up as well.

Then my roommate takes another pic…….and another……..and another. Next thing I kno it’s a full on facebook album u dig? I was doin it up every pose in the book, “tilted flat brim hat + peace sign”, “fat chick pouty face + peace sign”, “stunnah shades+ peace sign”, “peace sign + peace sign”. I’m lookin crispy no doubt.

After a quick change of threads I just need a couple more pics. I go to grip her ears and bring her head up again except this time she wakes up and says “..Modus??” A little stunned at first, I gather myself and awkwardly reply, “…oh…..hey”

super amazing hella awesome

5 star writing skillz ITT

post pics ldo

+1

i can just see her incapacitated body now.

why am i getting a half chubb?

we need pics or this is bs