Sittin front and center of my new astrology class i certainly feel like im on mars, i ripped a couple pre class blunts so i could let everyone kno what im about, made sure to bake in my Mercury Cougar and really let the smoke really soak into my new jacket, North Face. I'm defintely smellin like a chornic blizzie mixed with some Diesel spray on men’s cologne.

Saw a couple kids with their laptops open, heard some emo greasers fightin about Macs vs PCs and im thinkin WTF just do what i do. So i decide to pull out both the bad boys, my new Dell XPS and my Macbook Pro. I'm lookin sick rich right now no doubt. On the xps i pull up some facebook so I can go to my albums and show off some of my sweet facebook pics (for the hawkin btches). Showed up to class 15 min early to lock down this seat, so i figure i got time to put on some KiD CuDi and show these jokers what true street rap is. Puttin on Day N Night just loud enough so the top row could hear it, I sit back and sip on my mountain dew.

Naturally all eyes are on me, and as the professor walks in i close down the Mac but keep my facebook page up for some of the late comers. Baked out of my brain I completely forgot where i was and automatically go to surf some NSFW threads on BBV4life. I’m savin pics on my comp left and right, feeling pretty good about the 2+2 sesh. After about 20 minutes and 3 nsfw threads a dramatic realization comes over me. The entire class is able to see my computer screen and undoubtedly saw me surfing this softcore pron website. whatever, i quickly recovered by going to cnn.com and acted like i was reading up on world news. That should even things out.

Class finally lets out and i make sure the front of my black adidas breakaways aren't stained up from my 2+2 session. I'm walkin up the stairs and ready to book it to the next class when some rando female comes up and talks to me. She's lookin like a waste of my time, i'd put her at an average 7 and my cut off is an 8, but u can peep the pic for youself (see bottom of post).

She looks up at me smiling and says "hey, i like your shoes!"

i reply, "f*** yea u like my shoes, these are the pro model heelies"

she responds "hahaha, what are heelies?"

i roll my eyes and reply without looking at her, "they're shoes."

I immediately bust out the wheels and fly off to the next class so i have enough time to pull out both laptops again. I made sure to keep it on facebook this time and not pull up any creepy sht. Towards the end of the class I see I have a new facebook friend request, that same chick that came up to me at the end of class...



i got a part deuce

what kind of **** school gives astrology classes

tl;dr

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i like it so far..

i have a feeling this will end in some type of ____-roll

I saw a kid riding heelies to class a few days ago, besides the obvious, I was confused as to how he didn't fall over, because there's pecans and acorns all over the ground around here

What career does one expect to end up in from astrology? Some mystic meg wannabe? or that fat guy Russell something.

heelies are for 12 year olds imo.

Did anyone read this?

you typed all that

Yes, and I'm not quite sure If I thought it was funny or really gay.

I did and loled quite a bit.

If you aren't sure....

joke thread?

most colleges/universities.

even ivy.

im sorry you had to go to some ****ty 2yr vocational school or community college.

btw, your "baller" status derived from having two laptops and all dropped significantly as soon you mentioned the word, "heelies".

dude, pull out a 2yr stock chart of heelys (you should see a pretty clear cliff dive in the stock price)
that will tell you that it was a fad that went away awhile ago buddy.

i see them being sold for as buy 1 get 1 gimmick at sports store.
and heely company is on the verge of going out of business.


i think you are lost in time OP.

OP is:

[ ] shoe savvy
[x] a legend in his own mind

part deux please.

Oh boy. Where to even start with this...

i read it plz to poast part two and pics of u in heelys and pics of your 8+ girls ldo

All shoes are sold buy one get one free afaik.

haahaha

But how much did you lose?

op sounds like a black douche.

Heelies are the **** and girl is def 8+. SIIHP.

i laughed