My mother and her friends went out for dinner one night so I thought it would be a good idea to hook up the hd cable to the flat screen in the living room and have a threesome with xhamster and porn hub. Had two vids going at once. One was a nun getting banged by some Scottish dude...the other was a jehovah witness sucking off some random home owner.

I didnt expect them back for hours....about 25 mins after they left my mom and three of her friends walk in as im in midbust. The way the living room is set up they see me before I see them. So when I heard shuffling around I turned around to see them walking out of the room...some with their hands over their mouths.

I wouldnt have minded if it was anyone else but my mom...because there is always that hope it turns on her friends and evolves into an orgy. But getting caught as shots are being fired is an awkward feeling and even worse when its your mom.

pic of mom

First

Thinly veiled I can last 25 minutes bag

Why would you want to last 25 minutes? The best part is at the end anyway, might as well get there as fast as possible.

Sometimes you want to treat yourself, like our op here.

I had to fire up the laptop...find the vids that were to my liking...and get a glass of water so I wasnt parched for the upcoming event.

It was more like 10 mins.

There was set up involved.

Thinly veiled I can set up a tv, look up fapworthy porn, and lay the hammer down in 25 min beat, iyam.

100%

That's so true, I normally spend at least an hour looking for something suitable to watch, then after I find nothing, I give up and just eat chocolate instead.

I'm just gonna put it out there...surprise foot play always sets me back 5 mins.

I wish keeping your socks on would come back en vogue.
:/

OP

This was the most embarrassing moment of your mothers life.

Hands down.(no pun intended)

Unless you are 30 years old.

You have driven a wedge(no pun intended) between her and her friends that will be there forever.

BTW,

Everyone is going to hear this story. Everyone.

Glad I'm not you dude.

it fells like every time you get caught fapping its mid nut.

and two vids is bush league i tile 4 brazzers vid so its porn overload

lol